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dear_mun2014-01-30 08:48 pm
alwaysakeeper) wrote in dear_mun2014-01-30 08:48 pm
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Dusting off the muse
[Here is one incredibly unimpressed Quidditch Captain staring balefully at his mun.]
Nothing to say? I reckon not.
[Guess who has been left to mould for months on end?]
Nothing penetrates that thick head of yours, does it? Bloody useless, you are.
I don’t appreciate any sort of waffling, Mun, and I certainly do not appreciate having nothing to do. I’ve a cup to win, which I know you are well aware of, and if you must keep me here against my will, you ought to at least make it worth my while.
[This is Oliver Wood, putting his foot down because his mun and his sanity need it.]
If you insist on one of these games, it’s only fair to meet halfway, yeah? First, choose a less rubbish canonpoint. It’s inconvenient at best, [He grimaces.] and not as amusing as you seem to think it to be. There is nothing hilarious about missing a match, especially a life-changing one. You ought to know better, and to be frank, I am quite disappointed in you, for this and a number of other things. Second, a game allowing magic and an area large enough for a Quidditch pitch is non-negotiable. Third, a canon review is a must. Your Quidditch knowledge is rather…lacking. Fourth, it’s obvious you need to adhere to a strict schedule, given your tendencies for procrastination and whinging. Here, I’ve drawn up a table for you—Oi!
[Nope, mun is done listening. Too long winded, bro.]
Nothing to say? I reckon not.
[Guess who has been left to mould for months on end?]
Nothing penetrates that thick head of yours, does it? Bloody useless, you are.
I don’t appreciate any sort of waffling, Mun, and I certainly do not appreciate having nothing to do. I’ve a cup to win, which I know you are well aware of, and if you must keep me here against my will, you ought to at least make it worth my while.
[This is Oliver Wood, putting his foot down because his mun and his sanity need it.]
If you insist on one of these games, it’s only fair to meet halfway, yeah? First, choose a less rubbish canonpoint. It’s inconvenient at best, [He grimaces.] and not as amusing as you seem to think it to be. There is nothing hilarious about missing a match, especially a life-changing one. You ought to know better, and to be frank, I am quite disappointed in you, for this and a number of other things. Second, a game allowing magic and an area large enough for a Quidditch pitch is non-negotiable. Third, a canon review is a must. Your Quidditch knowledge is rather…lacking. Fourth, it’s obvious you need to adhere to a strict schedule, given your tendencies for procrastination and whinging. Here, I’ve drawn up a table for you—Oi!
[Nope, mun is done listening. Too long winded, bro.]