knight_king: (( bite your tongue knave ))
SABER ( arturia pendragon ) ([personal profile] knight_king) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-01-28 11:11 pm

the king should not be a person!

I do not know what "PMS" stands for, but it is no laughing matter you inflicted this curse on me!

[she truly misses her holy sheath and the discomforts that she evaded while she ruled Britain.]
imabarbarianrawr: (Oh)

[personal profile] imabarbarianrawr 2014-01-29 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
So what is it?
imabarbarianrawr: (Default)

[personal profile] imabarbarianrawr 2014-01-29 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like something you out on food.
dressofheaven: (Not planning anything)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-01-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Judging from her nigh-hysterical laughter, it seems a certain Einzbern disagrees with that assessment.]
imabarbarianrawr: (Default)

[personal profile] imabarbarianrawr 2014-01-29 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Then maybe it's a magical spell?
dressofheaven: (It's cute... squish it Berserker)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-01-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
J-just a moment.

[She takes a few deep breaths, and her guffawing subsides.

Then she gives Saber one of her best "I know something you don't know" smiles.
]

You really have no idea what's happening to you?
dressofheaven: (Happy Ilya in snow)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-01-29 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Saber, Iri would be so mad at you.]

Oh. See, it's slightly less funny now that I know you do sort of know what's going on.

I was thinking you actually thought it was a real curse.
dressofheaven: (It's cute... squish it Berserker)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-01-29 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[That'll go over real well. "Irisviel, I believe I may have decapitated your daughter. My sincerest apologies."]

Awwww, poor Saber. Looks like you'll have to learn how to live like an actual human being.

[Said the homunculus.]
imabarbarianrawr: (Oh)

[personal profile] imabarbarianrawr 2014-01-29 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
So maybe it's not magic?

[He's not exactly the most helpful gnome around.]
imabarbarianrawr: (Default)

[personal profile] imabarbarianrawr 2014-01-29 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Then maybe it's really, really strong magic. Maybe your mun is one of those necromancer or coerced folks!
dressofheaven: (Bored now)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-01-29 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Really good with kids, aren't you Saber?]

Hey, it's not my decision to be here either, you know, it's my mun's. Complain to them. I'm just making the best of the situation.
imabarbarianrawr: (Oh)

[personal profile] imabarbarianrawr 2014-01-29 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
A goddess! Is it an evil goddess?
dressofheaven: (... Why the heck did you do that?)

[personal profile] dressofheaven 2014-01-29 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Apology accepted.

[She pauses a few moments, then adds:]

You know, I still do kind of think it's funny, but... it is rather rotten of your mun to spring this on you.

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