screaming and crying over burial at sea news

[who_is]

Oh, come on. You're acting like you've never heard of a thing called hair dye.

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[unkindly]

Yeah, like you dye your hair.

[intolerable]

What happened? You get a bad hairstyle?

[who_is]

Desperate times, lad -- you know how the rest of it goes.

[who_is]

According to some, apparently.

[intolerable]

Weeeeell, I think you look... great-- no no, okay. You look okay.

[unkindly]

Desperate times call for dying your hair?

[barebacking]

Does my silver fox hide his gorgeous coat?

[falsedebt]

[I do not trust you, mobster man.]

So you'd be the rabble-rouser, then.

[unkindly]

Well that's one way to put it.

[Whoops. Sorry. Hi.]

[falsedebt]

"Back-stabbing son of a bitch" would be another, I'm guessing. Hmph. Sounds like Fitzroy.

[Hey, 'sup, weird... pseudo... counterpart-type person.]

[unkindly]

Oh it goes way beyond that, though that's closer.

['Sup.]

[falsedebt]

And I thought Columbia was a shitty place. But... "constants and variables". Guy like that? He'll get his. They always do.

[Not much, just randomly playing the guitar and being ghostly? WTFever that means.]

[unkindly]

Yeah, I gave it to him.

So he probably won't be getting it this time around.

[Yeah man what the hell is up with that.]

[falsedebt]

Never say never, kid. If there's one thing I learned, it's that you can't predict. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

[Quantum entanglement is some weird stuff.]

[unkindly]

Huh. Well. I've had a lot of liars in my life.

[Man fuck that noise. Jack's glad he never had to deal with that.

No, he just had to put up with the fucking mental conditioning.]

[falsedebt]

I ain't lying about that, if it helps any. Predictions are a sucker's game.

[Beats finding out that you're both you and the Big Bad. And then getting drowned by your kid.]

[Man, being the hero sucks sometimes.]

[unkindly]

Yeah, guess you're right about that.

[...okay fair enough.]

[you just keep strumming that guitar, booker.]

[falsedebt]

...So how'd you kill that guy?

[Hey, screw you, okay, you try tuning a guitar while temporally dislocated, it's hard to do]

[who_is]

Now, now, is all this talk absolutely necessary?

[ yeah, guess who's feeling a little sore all of a sudden. ]

[who_is]

[ he chuckles a bit, despite the fact that he still feels the urge to abort abort whenever he sees this guy's face. (the charon was traumatic for everyone.) ]

Just who are you callin' silver?

[who_is]

They call for whatever means are necessary, of course.

[who_is]

[ heh. ] Well, thank you very kindly, lass.

[intolerable]

You can call me a big fan.

[who_is]

And have you got a problem with that?

[unkindly]

Long story. Short of it is, he pumped himself full of ADAM and I had to drain it out of him.

[He's got nothing but respect for you.]

[falsedebt]

Not with rabble-rousers. The world needs them sometimes. But if you hurt her, you'll have to answer to me. You got it?

[Grrrr.]

[unkindly]

Fuck you.

[unkindly]

Right. Of course. Whatever means.

[Fuck.

You.]

[who_is]

Ah ah, boyo. Is that any kind of language to be usin' on your good friend Atlas?

[ dear-mun is a casualty-free zone, right? right. hopefully. ]

[1066]

[ o bro trust this stuff british dude, he knows all about people overreacting to changing hair colours ]

The lot of them haven't, you know. Change one little thing about yourself, don't know, personal preference, need for a disguise, that whole lot, and they completely ignore the situation for the details.

[who_is]

Oh, of course. That shouldn't be a problem . . . so long as she keeps up her end of the bargain.

[unkindly]

Do I look like I care?

[Man he'd love it if it weren't, unfortunately...]

[who_is]

Aye, it certainly does seem that way, doesn't it?

[ at least you had a canon hair color to start with, shaun :( ]

[falsedebt]

She will. Elizabeth is tougher than she looks. Believe me.

[barebacking]

Not you.

Not now.

What shade suits you best, Atlas? The light? The dark?

Or have you given thought what you would look like in red?

[weedkiller]

Well, shit. Who knew hair dye made such a good disguise? I should've tried that years ago.

[recurring]

[Oh boy, they're going to have one hell of a time.]

As if no one will recognize your face.

[steamvents]

If you don't end up releasing that girl, you'll have more to worry about than your roots growing in.

[who_is]

It's less about the tools, and more in how you use them.

[who_is]

You'd be surprised about that, girlie.

[ he's already looking forward to it. ]

[who_is]

Relax, lass. You keep good on your word, and neither of us will have anything to worry about at all.

[weedkiller]

You shoulda killed her when you had the chance, y'know. You think your hair dye could do that?

[steamvents]

It never ends up that simply, "Atlas."

poof

[ryanizing]

Are you two still running in the same circles? I had thought, after the, ah... incident with the little girls...