Voicetesting like whoa and Icon huntng as well but I ut couldn't resist.

[littliestbird]

First off, stop saying that this 'username' fits Carver a little better than myself mun. Carver and I may be twins but... Maker, you're worse than my sister almost. I know very well that I was your second choice anyway, so why did you pick me over Merril? Though I have to admit going somewhere that people won't be afraid of me just because I am a mage, isn't as bad as I was afraid of.

Still... I know better to trust you completely after what I've heard from my 'headmates'. Why is it so funny for you to put us in constant danger? And what exactly is a 'shipper' anyway?

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[first_of_steel]

From what I've seen of muns, miss, they come in two kinds. The ones that're honest about getting a kick out of putting us in constant danger, and the ones who feel so sorry for us that they convince themselves they're granting us mercy by putting us into these unspeakably weird environments.

[imabarbarianrawr]

But you're not a bird!

[littliestbird]

It's a joke about my name that someone thinks is funny.

[littliestbird]

I'd almost think you were a Templar from a distance...

My own seems to think he's somewhere in the middle.

[first_of_steel]

Nothing of the sort, miss. It's just power armor. I'm with the Brotherhood of Steel.

And I'd keep a very close eye on him, if I were you. Just... you know. In case he tilts one way or the other.

[littliestbird]

'Power armor'?

I plan to, so far he hasn't gone to the other side yet but... I've heard stories from the people who have been here much longer than I have.

[first_of_steel]

It's a little bit difficult to explain. The simplest way is to say it has the effect of making me stronger and less vulnerable to poisons and vapors and fire while I'm wearing it, and it'd probably break the arms and legs of anybody else who tried to put it on without having a really skilled tech make absolutely sure it was fitted to them first.

Oh, I'll bet. Well... sometimes the muns can be trusted. Not often, but- sometimes.

[imabarbarianrawr]

Oh! Your names supposed to be funny? What is it? Tell me.

[birdofkirkwall]

Can't say it won't be good to have you around, sister dearest. Odd, existential circumstances aside.

[littliestbird]

I would enjoy the experience a little more, if my mun would concentrate more on the future rather than dwelling on one thing. Still, it will be good to have you around too.

[birdofkirkwall]

Ah, but muns can be rather flighty like that, sadly. But certainly having the two of us around will keep them out of most trouble."

[littliestbird]

Just like being around me, kept you out of trouble?

[birdofkirkwall]

Oh hush. You know I tried my best to keep out of it. Things just seem to happen, is all.

[littliestbird]

Fine, subject dropped.

Good thing Varric will be there too. Mun is still of the opinion that this name would better work with Carver.

[birdofkirkwall]

Well, after...everything...

You sort of are the littlest one...

[espouses]

Did you really expect a mun to be nice? Besides, I thought you were used to constant danger.

[ Completely innocent face here. ]

[littliestbird]

... Believe me, I know. My mun on the other hand just won't lave it alone.

[littliestbird]

Well he isn't as terrible as he could be.

And I don't go looking for trouble.

[espouses]

[ A pause, then - ]

Are you sure you're a Hawke?

[littliestbird]

[She quirked an eyebrow at her sister.]

Quite sure. Besides, we need to balance crazy and calm anyway.

[espouses]

Are you trying to suggest that I'm the crazy one?

[ She snorts, crossing her arms. ]

I'm offended, dear sister.

[birdofkirkwall]

*There's a fond ruffle of Bethany's hair.*

You'll get used to it, little sister.

[questionablewit]

Worse than me? Impossible!

Apologies for the late reply, DW was messing with my accounts.

[littliestbird]

I did say almost sis.

How are you?

No worries. =)

[questionablewit]

Even so. I put a lot of effort into being this irrepressible, I'll have you know.

And no problems here. Nope. Not a thing. Everything is entirely quiet and uneventful and boring.

[And if you believe that, she has a bridge in Denerim to sell you.]