Original Character is feeling impatient. He comes from LJ.

[ownedbydisney]

Excuse me? Disney does not own my soul. How dare you - how. Dare. You. You take that back right now, missy. Walt would be ashamed of you.

I didn't sign my soul away when I started working there. I didn't sign my soul away to the devil. I am very much still in possession of my soul. So what if I'm a little addicted to this mega-conglomerate that is everything Disney? So what if I love my job, and making little Disney moments make my days at work worth it? So what if my job is very fitting of my personality?



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Okay, so Disney might own my soul. Just a little bit. So what's the plan, Stan? What's the agenda, Brenda? What am I doing here? 

What do you mean nobody knows me around here? What's up with that? Find me some homies, home-daddy. I need my peeps. Find me someone cool enough to hang with me.


I'll just, you know, be over here, waiting. Take your time. No, really. Absolutely no rush.