[Dusting off an old muse.]

[breastpionage]

 ..."Old"?

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[let_it_go]

I don't think your Mundane meant it in that way. You don't look aged at all.

Though I must say, that username is quite . . . unique.

[breastpionage]

Maybe not. Nonetheless- We've been through this song and dance long enough for her to know that she should be more careful with her phrasing, really.

[A sigh.] ...Yeah. Don't look at me; I'm not the one who thought it was hilarious enough to actually put into use. My mun's never been one to shy away from cheesy jokes.

[Like you're one to talk, EVA.]

[let_it_go]

[Elsa took that to mean that this lady was particular about her age. She decided not to comment on it further.]

I see. It's certainly memorable, that much is certain - and not very subtle.

[breastpionage]

Well, when you put it that way... I suppose it just might be fitting after all.

[let_it_go]

You're a very flamboyant spy, then?

[breastpionage]

[A chuckle.] I wouldn't necessarily use such a provocative word.

I prefer to think of myself as 'flexible'. A good spy knows when and how to stand out- just as much as they know how to go unnoticed.

But when I'm free to be me? Sure. I prefer to do things with a bit of a flair.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Old is right.

[strongestcoward]

Age is relative, and also, does that thing zip all the way up and if so, could you? Thanks.

[breastpionage]

Zipper's stuck, I'm afraid. [No it isn't.] I guess you'll just have to deal.

[breastpionage]

Vanya. [She says the name with an exaggerated sweetness.]

Oh, how I've missed that shrill voice of yours.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Don't call me that.

[it sounds so disgusting when she does]

And I certainly didn't miss you.

[colonel_thunderbolt]

[He let out a low laugh when he saw her.]

I wouldn't say that. You've still got some life in that body of yours.

[let_it_go]

I see. You're certainly not keeping it a secret.

[It made Elsa wonder if she was truly a spy and not a red herring, but then, it was royalty's job to think so skeptically of the world or they'd have their head on a platter the soonest possible time.]

[strongestcoward]

There are solutions to every problem.

[He happens to be wearing seven shirts, so he whips one off and throws it at her.]

WOAH didn't think there were any Volgin's left around!

[breastpionage]

[Blinking in slight surprise, EVA visibly cringes at the sound of that laugh. Volgin's laughter never meant good things for "Tatyana" back in the Groznyj Grad days- and it sure as hell didn't do much for EVA now.]

[She quips.] ...'Shame I can't say the same about you.

[Last she saw of him, Volgin's body was a bit overcooked for her personal tastes.]

[breastpionage]

[Catching the shirt in hand, EVA gives the cloth a once-over; eyeing it distastefully. After a brief and unimpressed stare, she tosses it back to the man before her.] ...Not really my style.

Thanks but no thanks.

[breastpionage]

There isn't much need for secrecy in this place.

And besides- I'm not actually working for anyone at the moment.
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[breastpionage]

[A light, amused chuckle.] Really, now?

I know we never spoke much, but I felt like we had so much in common...

[majorcrotchgrab]

Please. We have nothing in common. You're just loose baggage The Colonel keeps around for amusement.

THREAD-JACKING AGAIN.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Watch Raikov be pouty]

Re: Poor Ivan/hugs him tight/

[colonel_thunderbolt]

Ivan. Do not show me such a face, as you know how much I care for you. [He let his gloved hand caress Ivan's smooth cheek.]

Re: /waves/

[colonel_thunderbolt]

What is that supposed to mean? [He narrowed his eyes and growled slightly.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Then you shouldn't need this bitch on the side!

[colonel_thunderbolt]

I need her for leverage, Ivan. If she is, indeed a spy, then I will use her to tell me everything, then get rid of her. She is just a mere puppet. Nothing more.

[He could see the hurt in the other man's eyes and Volgin did feel for the man. Yet, appearances had to be kept up. EVA was just a tool, used by Volgin to gain information.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He's still puffing out his cheeks. What a brat.]

[colonel_thunderbolt]

Ivan. [Volgin sighed then curled his lips into a smile.]

How about we have dinner in my room then have some fun? [He could use some "fun" since he hadn't received any from that bitch EVA. All she did was fake her enjoyment and end up crying on the bed.]

I know how much you enjoy a nice meal, Ivan. [The boy loved food, right?]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He purses his lips for a moment]

... Fine.

[colonel_thunderbolt]

[Good boy. You can't resist the offer of food and sex can you, Ivan? Volgin smiled slowly and threads his hand through Ivan's platinum locks, before smirking.]

You can forget all about that bitch, EVA. She will be no use to me once I found out who she is working with.

[snakeeater]

Not physical age. "Old" in this context means you haven't been used in a while.

[strongestcoward]

[He performs a full back flip to avoid the shirt he was wearing a couple of seconds ago.

Because he's insane.]

Then what is?

[imthe_shit]

Old, huh.

[ Moooooooom~ ]

[breastpionage]

Well look at you- Being mindful of words all of a sudden.

[breastpionage]

Not exactly the word one wants to hear right after hitting the big 3-0.

[imthe_shit]

Not really a word anyone likes hearing in general.