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[derailyourthread]

It's been so long since you've come here! To think you're making your grand comeback to dear-mun all because of me!

How disgusting!

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[idkworldruler]

Ew...how disgusting.

[derailyourthread]

Right, right! They're not a fit for me at all!

[idkworldruler]

I meant you. I feel sorry for your mun.

[derailyourthread]

Huh? No way, no way, that doesn't sound like me at all. You must be thinking of someone else!

[utterlypure]

[Linefacing. So much linefacing. :| ]

[derailyourthread]

[:D]

Lady Satsuki! How nice of you to come greet me just as I've arrived. That's exactly the kind of welcome I wanted - our hearts really are in synch!

[utterlypure]

Harime Nui.

[Even Nui has to be able to feel the disdain in her voice there, man.]

Your presence here is not required.

[derailyourthread]

Too bad! As much as I really-really-really like doing what you say, everything here just happens cause it just happens! I can't do anything about it.

[As if.]

[utterlypure]

Your acceptance of your powerlessness is disappointing. I didn't think you to be the type to lie down and be a lapdog of the muns.

[derailyourthread]

[A gasp!]

So does that mean you came here of your own accord? I'm so pleased!

I was under the impression your Mun was forcing you to speak to me instead. Now I feel all fluttery inside. I should have expected someone as strong as you would never act on behalf of the whims of something so mundane as a mundane!

[utterlypure]

[Why must she read into things in such an annoying way?]

I am merely keeping tabs on your activities. Do not read too much into my choosing to speak to you; it has nothing to do with any personal feelings on my behalf.

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[derailyourthread]

[She'd never do that!

...she's just being difficult on purpose.]

Monitor? Ahh, you make it sound like I'm just here to cause trouble! So cold, Lady Satsuki...

[derailyourthread]

But then, I guess that's just a part of your charm.

[idkworldruler]

No, I'm pretty positive that its the pink thing in front me.

[derailyourthread]

"Thing"? What a cruel thing to say! Everyone's bullying me today, how unfair.

[idkworldruler]

Maybe if you changed your style of dress people may not.

[derailyourthread]

Don't wanna! It's comfortable and cute, just the way I like it.

[idkworldruler]

Doesn't look comfortable. It's far too bright and eye catching. Somebody will poke out your other eye one day. Perhaps with a Red Rider BB gun.

[derailyourthread]

And now you're looking out for me! I accept your apology.

But I'm not that easy a target I think!

[utterlypure]

[Nope. Nope nope nope. Satsuki doesn't buy that cutesy and harmless act at all, she knows way better by now.]

I have no reason to believe anything you have to say, Harime Nui. I will verify, myself, what you do, and act accordingly.

[i.e. "Don't cause trouble, you little psycho, this is my turf now."]

[idkworldruler]

And I accept yours.

You are if they have a Red Rider.

[derailyourthread]

But what if trouble finds me first? A girl has to protect herself, y'know!

[Basically if Ryuko shows up you better believe she's not going to just back off.]

[derailyourthread]

You make this gun of yours sound amazing, Mr.Gas Mask.

[idkworldruler]

Of course it is. Its like, the ultimate, Big Boss, killing machine. Initiate protocol: Christmas Carol.

[derailyourthread]

Then lets hope noone's plotting to use it against me! If someone learns about this amazing weapon of yours, I'm dead for sure.

[Actual amount of fucks given: 0%.]