maybe looking for a game

[roseonthegrey]

 Uh, sorry. I thought we were all done with the whole "ruin Alistair's life even more than it's been possibly ruined"  thing? No? Are you sure? Because I don't think you're sure.

Why don't you try that dwarf instead? He seems nice and vagranty. You like vagrants! Remember?



Maker's breath, I'm doomed.

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I definitely heard that whole text in Alistair's voice.

[alwaysfaithful]

My mun is happy to see you. Something about 'swooping' I think.

Were you a soldier? You have a certain...

[Comic relief taste?]

No... Not that mun. I'm Chris Ramirez. Your mun wants to send you to a game?

oh man awesome! Thanks :D

[roseonthegrey]

It always comes back to the swooping, doesn't it? Did you know I helped fight an archdemon? No? That's because a man makes one little comment and suddenly it's this legacy thing. [ SIGH. If one couldn't notice, his mun also likes the swooping thing. ]

[ his chest might puff out a little ]

I'm a Grey Warden, actually. And yes, she seems determined to make things as complicated and dangerous as they can possibly be.

[purepazaak]

What, ruining the lives of people that can't do a damn thing to fight back? Don't kid yourself. They never get tired of that game.

[roseonthegrey]

Just my luck. [ a mournful little sigh ] You know I was on my way to lunch when this all happened? A nice, big lunch. At a table.

[purepazaak]

A table. That's the high point of your day, huh?

[roseonthegrey]

Sad, isn't it?

But just about anything beats a campfire dinner next to a smelly mongrel and total witch. [ he pointedly does not distinguish the two as separate entities ]

[purepazaak]

[Hating on witches. Now there's a fun pastime for the whole family.]

Hey, a little trip away from home might be just the ticket out you're looking for. Whole new conniving schuttas to find and hate.

[roseonthegrey]

[ this one at least doesn't try to control Alistair's brain. He thinks. Verdict might still be out on that one]

I always did like meeting new people. Nothing says vacation like the overwhelming possibility of severed limbs and stolen purses.

[purepazaak]

Those are just the after party. Better get your cheap drinks and flexible dancers first.

[noblearse]

[Cousland is barely resisting the urge to roll his eyes.]

Perhaps if you complain a little more they will change their mind.

[phylacteries]

Alistair.

[roseonthegrey]

[ Alistair stares at him as if in a new light ]

That sounds suspiciously like a routine.

[roseonthegrey]

[ Cousland! Good old Cousland! You'll get him out of this, right? Brothers in arms and all that? ]

I'll admit, that is my first strategy.

[roseonthegrey]

It was Morrigan! [ habits: they die hard ]

[phylacteries]

Morrigan who took your mouth and your words and started making fun of the person who controls your whole life?

[ Manners, Templar-who-was-raised-by-dogs! Manners! ]

[roseonthegrey]

In my defense, we don't know what she can actually do beyond the whole...terrifying, spider thing.

[ he frowns ]

I wasn't making fun. Just pointing out some better options, that's all. Like the dwarf that isn't me.

[phylacteries]

Oh, Alistair, stop that. It's not like you're a bad option.

[ You know. As. Friends. And stuff like that. Friendly things. ]

[noblearse]

[He has his own problems!]

Get a new one. All you're accomplishing is annoying everyone around you.

If only I had an account for my m!Dalish warden. /sigh. Have a robot instead. :D

[onceasheep]

If you want to be ignored, try not to be so interesting!

*He sniggers.*

[purepazaak]

Me? Well...lemme put it this way: ever met a girl you just knew was gonna be the end of you?

Ooh I like that username!

[questionablewit]

Let me get this straight. You're offering your mun the choice between an upstanding heroic type, and a vagranty dwarf, and you actually hope they might prefer the dwarf? You need lessons in the art of bargaining.