totterydiction: (Cant hear you over these words)
Webster Young ([personal profile] totterydiction) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-01-04 08:07 pm

Canon: Buzz!

You know, after being thrown into the national Bee and coming out alright, I thought nothing would surprise me. And then you came along. I have no idea why you're so excited, but I've gotta say, it's kind of scaring me.

At least you don't dress like Khan or Uzi. I seriously couldn't tell you where they shop, but if I ever find out, remind me to never tell you.

[Webster sighs, long and drawn out before cracking open a book, trying to ignore the buzz around him.] And my diction isn't tottery, just so you know. It's neoteric.

[Don't make him say it again or else he'll spell it and beat you with the resounding letters.]
zackthepuppy: (Huh?)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-05 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
What does neotetric mean? Are you sick?

[Forgive Zack. He's still learning some things.]
zackthepuppy: (Okay okay.)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-05 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you mean like a rookie. I get it.

Thanks! I was a little worried there for a little bit. Whew, thankfully I was wrong.

[And boy is he relieved.]
zackthepuppy: (Nice to meet you.)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you're really smart, huh.

[He puts his hands on his hips and nods.]

I'm Zack. Nice to meet you.

[He smiles and offers his hand. He's not much for the pushy types. Bullies are taken care of real fast if he's around to see it.]

Say, maybe you can help me a little if I'm stuck on a word I don't know. In return, I can do all the heavy stuff. How does that sound?
zackthepuppy: (arms folded)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-05 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hiya, Webster.

Of course not! Where I'm from, that kind of promise isn't forgotten. It's like you said, a man's word is his bond. That's the way it is.

[Normalcy is rare for him too and he always welcomes it. He keeps his smile and nods, releasing his hand.]

So, what brings you here to this not-so-normal place? Well, besides the mun thing anyway.
zackthepuppy: (Really? So it does exist?)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Loqua-huh?

[He's scratching the back of his head at the strange word that just popped out at him. He drops his hand and returns to his old self instantly.]

Maybe he's just trying to help in his own way. Don't be too hard on him.
zackthepuppy: (Yeah! Can I?)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-05 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
That's...um...interesting. Well, I guess I can't fault a guy for wanting to stand out, huh.

[To Zack, that's just a beacon for bullets. No thanks. He'll stick to his dark colors.]

Thanks, for the help with that word. I hope that I'm not as loquacious. Hey, did I use it correctly?
zackthepuppy: (Hey now that's an idea!)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-05 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's not so hard.

[He thumbs his nose with a bit of pride in his smile that he feels accomplished.]

You wear a tie? Huh, I never did. I'm a flannel and denim guy myself. It works for you. You're...not a Turk in training are you? They wear ties.
zackthepuppy: (Well. I could happen.)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-05 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
High school?

[He places his hands behind his head and takes a few steps.]

I've never heard of it. I've been in SOLDIER so...is it anything like training and going on missions?
zackthepuppy: (I didn't say anything.)

[personal profile] zackthepuppy 2014-01-06 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of. It's more or less like a school since ShinRa runs it. They only teach the basics like reading, writing, math and things that pertain to us as SOLDIERs. Science is only the basics like what makes the sky blue and weather. Mostly practical stuff really.

I fell asleep when they were talking about materia though.

[And this is why Sephiroth chewed him out (sort of) when he asked about how materia was formed.]