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Cute. You don't actually know what you're posting about, do you.

FYI: your nail polish looks like shit. Not an expert - but I don't think it's supposed to be that flaky.

Now, leave me the fuck alone.

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You are in dire need of a Wolof proverb.

Really.

Waxi mag doyula weddi.

... okay, so?

One should not contradict the words of old men.

How is that in any way apropos?

Honey, you're trying to make the girl think your word is law. And you're an old man. I think it's very apropos.

I don't give a shit what she thinks. Your point's losing ground, darling.

Considering the balance of power between you, I think my point very much stands.

Whatever. Let's believe in free will for a moment, okay?

If you can choose to believe in free will, free will must exist

Christ. If I wanted philosophy, I'd go sit on a cat.

By the way, I forgot to feed them this morning.

What?

It happens.

I won't be home until eight tonight. You just ensured that my cats starve.

Can't they just live off their excess fat?

[Sigh.]

Do they at least have fresh water? Tell me they do.

Toilet bowl's open?

It's your face Socrates likes to lick the most. I'm just saying.

Ugh, fuck. It never gets that far.

You look so sweet together when he cuddles with you in your sleep.

Claude. That doesn't even happen.

How can you know for sure? You're asleep.

Ouch. Someone's feeling harsh.

I'd know if some furry, stinky animal decided to nest on my face!

What? Do you like flaky nail polish?

Darling, when I've fucked you, you sleep like a baby. A baby in a coma.

That sounds fucking unhealthy. Are you saying your cock's potentially lethal?

I have to register it as a hand weapon when travelling into several countries.

Well, no, but it does happen sometimes. You get a cheap or an old bottle, and then things happen and you don't have time to fix it... Really, is it that big of a deal?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or... ?

Just happy to see you.

Nah. It just makes your nails look diseased.

Good boy.

I guess it just doesn't bother me. Then again, I rarely paint my nails.

Why not?

Well, I won that genetic lottery, so they're not particularly brittle. And when you're on stage, it's usually nude colors or nothing. So I prefer the nothing.

You'd probably look more like a girl, though. Unless you're opposed to that.

Gender presentation is about so so much more than wearing nail polish or not. I can skip the trivialities.

And you sure do, darling. I guess it gives you a look, if nothing else.

That is always the goal. To be... memorable.

Okay. What's 'memorable' to you?

Enough to keep my fan club going.

Hm. What sort of performer are you?

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