AU Naruto uses Talk no Jutsu…it puts the mun to sleep

[orangekunoichi]

Oi!!

I'm not your doll. I'm a very important ninja! Future Hokage! Daughter of the Fourth! Pupil to the Toad Sage! Jinchuriki of Kurama, the Greatest Damn Biju in the entire world! No no -- the universe! And I'm not going to sit around and wait for you to start something! I've got people to see, ramen to eat, and lots of gutsy things to get done so hand over the wheel and let the greatest ninja ever show you how it's done, dattebayo!



[ … ]

…mun?

[ snore. ]

OI!! DON'T FALL ASLEEP ON ME WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU!!