Trying something new, it's terrifying what do I do

[italianparkouring]

Well this is certainly... interesting.

You sure you can handle all this assassino, signorina? There are many layers to an Auditore, and I'm not just talking about my robes.

However, I will say this... You have tenacity, sì?

Alright. I will give it a go, but I have much work to do. The life I live is hardly idle.

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[straitjacket]

Trust me, life in a place like this is never 'idle'.

[italianparkouring]

It's a place I've never seen before, for certain.

[A brief pause, then he glances over, peering.]

I cannot say I've seen anything like what you are wearing before. What is it?

[pushesgently]

Have no fear, Ezio. She will likely give you much to occupy your time.

[straitjacket]

( He returns the look, lifting a brow at the other's own attire. )

A RIG - Resource Integration Gear. It's an integrated strength augmentation and health management system that allows you to be able to work in usually dangerous environments. There are a lot of models and modifications--

( He pauses, catching himself when he realizes how much he can say about such a thing. )

It's a suit that lets the wearer operate in really fucked up environments.

[perfavore]

[Sir, you are speaking his language, and not just on your opinion of the mun.]

Bene~

You've certainly picked up how these mundanes work, uccelino.

Is a shame they never listen.

[italianparkouring]

...Altaïr? Mio dio, is that you?

[pushesgently]

So I was named.

[jackdaws]

Is that a line you use on all the fine ladies you must meet? [Vague gesture to his robes.] Layers, and all that?

[italianparkouring]

Little bird? Did you just -

[He's gonna just stop short right there, because omg what even are you.]

Dio mio, Leonardo would love to see this...

[sicarius]

[...It always weirds himself out to see another version of himself, even though he's been around for a long while.]

We would be rather boring otherwise, would we not?

[italianparkouring]

I use many lines. I have a lot of pockets to put them in.

[See? He's hilarious, how could any woman deny him.]

[perfavore]

[Don't mind if he bends down on one knee, to get a better look at you. He's never met someone like you either, Ezio.]

Took you by surprise, did I.

I am, as they say...a 'robot in disguise'. [Ignore that he doesn't hold to the 'in disuise' part] You'll see a lot of strange things in this place.

[italianparkouring]

[Waaaaaait a second, here!]

I - .... you are me. How is that possible?

[italianparkouring]

[Don't mind if he takes a step or two back, yeah? But he's not going far, he's no coward, and he's tilting his head curiously all the same.]

You startled me is all - I've never seen anything like you. Unless there is a human in there somewhere... [He's peering along Mirage's sides, looking for some type of entrance and finding none.]

But this word 'robot' - [It's said slowly and as if it's very foreign, which it is.] - I have never heard it before. And you are far from disguised, seeing as you are so tall.

[You have met Italian McSassypants.]

[jackdaws]

[So hilarious, Edward doesn't know whether to groan or laugh at how awful that was.]

What luck you have such big and fancy robes, then.

[italianparkouring]

...You look much younger than I would have expected.

[Really Ezio, it's not like you were ever expecting to see him in the first place.]

[sicarius]

Perché here almost anything is possible. You will find just about every kind of person here, including yourself. [A beat, a correction.] Us.

[pushesgently]

I didn't think twenty-eight was so young.

[Little does he know he'll get a lot older.]

[assassin_sensei]

[Have a very odd looking octopus thing just grinning at you for a moment.]

It is imperative that you learn how to relax then. The key to being an effective assassin means being able to approach any situation and target calmly. To do that, you must learn to relax in between missions.

[neverlady]

An Assassin, did you say?

[keepyour_finger]

[Good day, friend!]

She seems to be doing a fair job of 'handling' you so far, my friend

[italianparkouring]

[Throughout that entire description Ezio is tilting his head and narrowing his eyes, seemingly not understanding a word.]

....I see. And what kind of 'fucked up environment' would you need that? In the pioggia?

[italianparkouring]

Assassino, sì. Why do you ask?

[italianparkouring]

Leonardo!

[Have a big wide sweep of his arms and a laugh.]

I can hardly complain when a woman is doing the 'handling'!

[neverlady]

I'm familiar with a few of them myself. Can't say I've come across an Italian one until now, however.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

There are layers to every man.

[Everything else about that whole comment went over his head.]

[keepyour_finger]

[You want a hug? You're getting a hug, and a light laugh when he eventually pulls away]

Precisely what I thought you'd say - how are you, my friend? Doing well, I hope

[straitjacket]

( Isaac can't help it - he laughs. If only it was something like that. A little rain, maybe a little snow or the cold. )

Dangerous ones but it depends on the RIG. Environments with lots of debris, mainly. But it's useful in other situations.