Apping to tushanshu!

[lastofixus]

You've finally selected a realm that which I can grace with my presence? EXCELLENT!

What do you mean there's a waiting period? An application process? Bah, they'll be lucky to have me! Really, the margin for failure is less than miniscule here, don't you dare fret. It's insulting.

We can pass the time with you explaining why a swimming turtle island of all places.

Comments

[skybluejeep]

Me personally? I'm like oh look a kangaroo with a crab claw. Must be from Japan.

My mun? Currently squealing with delight.

[lastofixus]

I AM NOT A KANGAROO.

My own writer is apparently avoiding sleep due to excitement. I cannot fault that, I am something to get excited over.

[skybluejeep]

You're some kind of marsupial. A platypus with bat ears?

When has your mun ever slept at night though? Mine's currently struggling to wake up to get to work at butt-dark-hundred.

[lastofixus]

I AM NOTHING OF THE SORT. ALSO PLATYPUSES HAVE FLAT TAILS AND BEAKS.

Nocturnal, yes. That would be the word for it. And here she said she was going to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight! HAH! It is to laugh.

[skybluejeep]

Yeah right. I'll believe that when I see it.

So........seriously, you've got bat ears, a crab claw, and a rhino horn. And a beard. I'm sorry dude but I think your mom was a busy lady.

[lastofixus]

IF I KNEW WHO SHE WAS, I'M CERTAIN SHE'D HAVE BEEN A DAZZLING WOMAN. DAZZLING!

[skybluejeep]

Sorry. Mom jokes. Too far. I get it. I'm sure she was dazzling too. Like a shimmering star in the barnyard.

[lastofixus]

BITE YOUR TONGUE! I would liken your pink skin to being positively swine-like, but that is an insult to the pigs I have known.

[skybluejeep]

Pigs, huh? That's a new one. I usually get "annoying little shit" but I'll take a pig instead.

[lastofixus]

ALL THE ABOVE, THEN!

You are already just as bad as the Quickster, I swear.

[skybluejeep]

Oh? Dare I even ask who or what the Quickster is? Sounds like my kinda guy, is he as adorable as I am?

[lastofixus]

He is insipid and insufferable! No endearing qualities whatsoever! Not even remotely adorable! If you ever say, "Gotta go fast," in my presence, I will reduce you to a crater.

[skybluejeep]

Duly noted!

Hey listen, my mun's at work now so I gotta go.

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Wait for it...

Quickly.

[lastofixus]

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS YOU ARE FUNNY, WRETCH.

[skybluejeep]

My show's entire fanbase begs to differ, Sir Horns-a-Lot.

[lastofixus]

I hail from a fanbase beyond reckoning. From the darkest, dankest corners of DeviantART they come.

Which is to say a fanbase's opinion means very little sometimes.

Either way, you are the smuggest little overlander I have ever had the misfortune to come across. I WELCOME THE STRANGE TURTLE ISLAND IF IT MEANS I AM RID OF YOUR PRESENCE FOR GOOD!