canon is Hakuoki; regarding a certain test drive thread

[worstdisguise]

Why is this conversation even happening?! Please stop that right now!

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[windowcrash]

[WINDOW CRASH]

[worstdisguise]

[SHE KNOWS WHAT THIS MEANS...!]

Er, hello again. Are you all right?

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Hidden Flower! You seem to be in distress! Who do I need to speak with?

[worstdisguise]

A-ah, well, that is...miss mun insists on me having a very, um, embarrassing conversation with someone, so...

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You! Manipulator of the Hidden Flower! Do not force her to speak against her will or else I, the Crimson Angel of Judecca, shall pierce you with the Holy Spear!

[worstdisguise]

[...
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Say what?] Holy...spear?

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The Holy Spear, Saekro'm!

[BEHOLD, THE MOST HOLY OF ALL SPEAR.

...It's a mapping pen.]

[worstdisguise]

I...see...

[...It's a bird-sized spear? :Ta]

[windowcrash]

Manipulator of the Hidden Flower! Cease your hold on her!

[mating]

[ and low, the foul demon appears. ]

Yukimura.

What are you doing speaking to this... [ a what, exactly? ] Fowl.

[worstdisguise]

[THIS SITUATION CAN NOT GET WORSE...]

He's...kind of an odd one...erm...Kazama-san, this is Higure-san! Higure-san, this is Kazama-san.

[Please. Don't. Nickname him. Also please don't ask about the broken window.............]

[windowcrash]

[HE IS NO FOWL BUT A BLEEDING-HEART. CAN YOU NOT TELL BY THIS BLOOD OF SIN ON HIS BREAST.]

...!

[Oh dear, he's looking at Kazama suspiciously. Oh dear, oh dear.]

Who are you, Aureum Genius De Ardens Superbia?

[...Yep, he just gave Kazama a title. Nickname. Whatever.]

[mating]

[ he raises an eyebrow at the strange creature... but if that was an insult, he certainly didn't understand it. ]

Why are you speaking to him?

[ completely ignoring the bird... for now. ]

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He and I are friends.

[...She thinks. Kazama-san he just spoke to you. Please be polite.]

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Who are you to Hidden Flower, Aureum Genius De Ardens Superbia?

[TELL HIM.]

[mating]

[ he finally turns to the bird, looking at him disdainfully, to say the least. ]

Are you addressing me? [ he has no idea what you're calling him... though he doesn't particularly care, either. ] I am her husband.

[ he says, without missing a beat. ]

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He gives everyone nicknames, Kazama-san, it isn't a--- [NHKSDFJGKDFLGDF!!] We are not married!

[SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER A CEREMONY, AND IF YOU DO IT WAS KAORU TROLLIN'.]

[windowcrash]

[If you know Latin, he's just calling you...uh, 'Golden Demon of Flaming Arrogance'. Roughly speaking.]

How can you say you are her husband, if she does not agree?

[mating]

[ unfortunately he... wouldn't even have the slightest knowledge of latin. or perhaps that's for the best. ]

She is merely being... modest.

[worstdisguise]

[It's for the best, really]

We aren't! There was no ceremony that I remember, and besides..!

[SHE NEVER AGREED TO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!]

[windowcrash]

...!

[Wait, Anghel, wait--]

Did you wed her without her knowledge? Like...while she's asleep?

[mating]

What...?

[ ... ]

I have no need to do something so cowardly. Even if the formalities have not yet taken place, she is still my wife.

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There is no marriage! I would remember if such a thing had taken place! We are not married!

[Chizuru is in full-on embarrassed flailing mode now. Oh dear...]

[windowcrash]

[Hm.

HM.

HM.]

I believe her words over yours, Aureum Genius De Ardens Superbia!

[mating]

[ eyebrow quirk. ]

Very well.

And why should that matter to me?

[worstdisguise]

[oh nooooo]

Um, well, that's because...!

[PLEASE DO NOT FIGHT........!

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In case you ever try to cast your web of lies around us!

[If anyone ask, the narration gave up a long time ago.]