because I actually need to play this guy for once

[iliketuna]

Hey, what'cha up to? Wha's 'diss place?

Oh, trying t'get me to meet new people, huh? Aw, that's nice of you, ssweet pea. If anyone's up to talking with a drunk asshole, I'll be rright here, yeah?


You been having ssome ideas? Y'should prrobably share them ssometime. Wheneverr y'want to, of courrse.

...ah, y'been...figurring dad out. Hm. Well...take yourr time, orr ssome shit like that. No need t'rrush.

Wonderr who's out therre.

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[reverseproxy]

Maybe you should hurry up and imbibe some H20 before you pass out and regret it in the morning. Friendly advice from a sober not-asshole.

[iliketuna]

I'm not drr-ahem drunk right now, so I think I'll be good. Don't you worry.

[reverseproxy]

This is you not drunk? Im...pressive?

[iliketuna]

Thankss.
Got yoursself a name, kid?

[reverseproxy]

Zo. It's not short for anything, it's just Zo. What about you?

[iliketuna]

Napoleon. No relation. Not that crazy about invading shit, either.

[reverseproxy]

Good to know! You seem a little too tall to be related anyway, but I'm a little rusty on my ancient-ancient history.

Is there something wrong with your parental unit?

[iliketuna]

[ He's 6 feet and 1 inch of hunk]

Aahah. There's a lot wrrong with my parrental unit. [ Awkward brush of the back of his head.] Le'ss jus'keep it at that.