Homeless and trying the voice

[cassbutt]

So, munny. Mun mun. Dear.
You wouldn't be so depressed if you were high all the time, and participated in sex. Really. The decadence that I surround myself with, it makes me happy, even in this dark time. And I know you, and your family, are preparing for the end of the world, am I right?
You should try some pot.

Oh, and find me a home? Your headspace is awful boring.

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Random Block Man to help bounce your muse off of!

[tree_puncher]

Hello...

[Yes... That is in fact a 1.7 meters tall Humaniod Block Dude.]

You are wonderful, thank you! Stoner!Cas, new voice for me

[cassbutt]

You look like a robot. Are you one of Lucifer's new toys? Has he given up on demons and croats already?

[tree_puncher]

I am not a robot... I don't even know what that Mob Type is... My name is Steve? I think my Mob Type is Human, but it's not clear if that's true...

Also what are demons? They sound like quite the deadly Hostile Mobs... I wonder what loot they drop when killed.

[cassbutt]

Demons are these things from hell that possess humans. Douche bags, really.

Mob? What's a mob?

[tree_puncher]

Everything that is Mobile is as Mob...

[cassbutt]

...you mean like a cell phone? Those things are sometimes called mobiles...

[tree_puncher]

No I mean as in everything that moves is a Mob...

[cassbutt]

[moves around like toy soldier]

Sooo Im a mob? Cool!

[tree_puncher]

Yes... And your the weirdest mob I've ever interacted with.

[And given the things here on Dear Mun, that's sayiing a lot.]

[cassbutt]

Thank you, I think.

[tree_puncher]

Your welcome I guess... Um... So tell me about yourself? And the realm you come form?

[cassbutt]

I come from 2014. Post apocalypse. Fighting the devil. Always stoned.
Castiel's the name. Fallen angel, used to be a soldier for the big man upstairs.

[tree_puncher]

Um.. So you worked for Notch?

[Well to Steve? Notch is the closest thing to a god...]

[cassbutt]

What is a Notch? Sounds like something on Dean's bedpost for all the girls he's banged.

[tree_puncher]

Notch is the maker of the Realm of Minecraft... He used to control the makings and updates of the Realm, but has so far handed control over to Jeb_.

[cassbutt]

...Sounds like Dad, but ... not as much of a prick.

[tree_puncher]

Ok...

[Steve?'s not going to even predend to have understand that, nor does he really want to.]

[cassbutt]

My Dad is God. God controls the world, or he did. I dont know where he is. I think my brother Raph killed him. Not sure.

...I feel like Im talking to a wall...

*hehe*

[tree_puncher]

Yeah... I've not got a clue what this "God" is. Soulds sorta like Notch. But that name... Just sound so meaningless or something.

Re: *hehe*

[cassbutt]

Weird. Your world is even weirder than mine. And my world is weird.

[tree_puncher]

And to me all other worlds I've herd of seem so odd to me.

[cassbutt]

Well, guess we both thin kthe other is weird.

[tree_puncher]

[Steve? nods]

Yeah Normality is Relative as my Mun says.

[cassbutt]

...that makes no sense.

[tree_puncher]

Well... Whatever is normal to you could be extreamly adnormal to me... And vice versa.