Re: the username and other details.

[emperorofselfdestruction]

Hmph. This is exactly the kind of "wit" I would expect from a wretched fleshling. I'm sure you must think you're being very clever.

Furthermore, your grip on my voice is absolutely unspeakable. Perhaps you could stand to do some canon reviewing. It's not as if a human like you has anything better to do.

(Although I certainly have better things to do with my time than entertain you.)

Comments

[deceptionshark]

Very clever indeed, Starscream.

[Now if only Starscream was so self-aware.]

[emperorofselfdestruction]

Lord Megatron!

[He flails a bit. Starscream would, at this point in time, consider himself 100% loyal to Megatron. This is not to say he isn't scared sparkless of him.]

How... pleasant to see you here! I, ah, assure you that the title was entirely the human's idea.

[aerospacecommander]

Sometimes I ask myself, if your existence in.another universe is some sort of punishment for what I've done in mine.

[emperorofselfdestruction]

What?

[The bafflement vanishes quickly as he recognizes that he's being insulted. Just look at the seeker seethe!]

And just who are you supposed to be?

[aerospacecommander]

Who do you think?

[emperorofselfdestruction]

I think you're an annoyance.

[aerospacecommander]

I'm a far more superior version of you.

[emperorofselfdestruction]

That's the most ridiculous claim I have ever heard!

For one thing, I'm far better looking.

[aerospacecommander]

Pff. You look like a scrawny bird. I am far more attractive on multiple levels.

[emperorofselfdestruction]

I look nothing like an organic, scrawny or otherwise! My frame is merely efficient, not weighted down with unwieldy bulk!