Homeless hopefully forever more

[aircommanderp]

Oh, meatworm. Don't you think it's a little late to start reminiscing?

I'm always one to relive my glory days, don't get me wrong, but you're a flake and I'm still too much for you to handle. You wouldn't dream of ever having the energy to be able to keep up with me again, would you?

Ahh yes, underachievers, so predictable.

So good of you to at least revisit it at your ever-changing whim.

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[stabbywheelfeet]

Wow. Talk about old timers.

What pulled your sorry backside out of the woodwork?

[bestfreedomfighter]

I think I can understand why she has no desire to keep you around.

Who would, after all?

[aircommanderp]

At least I'm not a worthless brat. And I'm not that old. I age like fine energon, just F.Y.I.

Bolts if I know, ask the meatsack.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Aw, it's so nice to hear you still care.

... fine energon, right. Maybe if "fine energon" turned sour and pink.

[aircommanderp]

Ahh yes, so my day is complete then.

I could think of quite a few who would, maybe because I'm not some rusted out relic of times long past for one.

[aircommanderp]

Energon is pink, you dolt.

Or is this another nuance of your aft-backwards universe?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Let's go with that last one.

Given all the... you know. Plot holes.

[bestfreedomfighter]

[Megatron's day is filled with too many Starscreams as it is.]

A rusted relic who still commands the respect of the army he commands.

Which is more than whatever could be said about you.

[aircommanderp]

I think that would make your world the odd one out, then.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Oh come on. There has to be somewhere where it's... blue.

Sometimes.

[aircommanderp]

Pfft- oh excuse me. Army? Did you say army?

You mean the rag-tag cluster I could count on my two hands? I mean I suppose if you want to be generous Blitzwing counts as more than one.

[aircommanderp]

Not if it's correct.

[bestfreedomfighter]

Yet you wanted control of it all the same.

And somehow failed at that.

[aircommanderp]

I did not fail! I was in a process! I would have united the rest and been ten times the leader you ever were. I would have ushered us into a new age!

[stabbywheelfeet]

Any universe where your chin is allowed to exist can't possibly be correct.

[aircommanderp]

My chin is ENTIRELY REGULAR where I come from! It could be considered majestic or even regal, I'll have you know!

I have no icons and I don't feel like deleting some to get the ones I want so you get default 4ever

[challengethegods]

At least you get this much. My books are still in a box in her garage.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Sure it is. And so is blue energon where I come from.

[girlfriend_beyond]

I wouldn't mind seeing you again, even if it's not much. Beats waiting for the shoe to drop with the other Starscream.

It's k man idec

[aircommanderp]

Tally. My my, I should have expected this though. Yours does love a bit of a blast from the past, doesn't she?

[aircommanderp]

You.... have another Starscream?

[bestfreedomfighter]

[That's the funniest thing he's heard all week. He lets out a derisive laugh and offers Starscream a look a pure amusement.]

Really?

Enlighten me. How exactly do you plan on doing that? What brilliant new idea have you come up with that has not been thought of before? Whatever it is, I do not doubt its ability to succeed.

[aircommanderp]

You mean I've been...

[aircommanderp]

REPLACED?!

WELL I DO okay no not really

[challengethegods]

Yeah, she runs on nostalgia. It's pretty annoying, actually. It means I never get to go anywhere new.