Apping at zodion

[normally_solo]

Jesus Christ. Kid.

You've "canon reviewed" me enough. You've read all my lines and listened to them and played as me. So you know what you're going to to do?
You're going to sit down, finish that application, and then let me do my own thing.

Got it?
[siiiigh] You'll do fine

Comments

[thisonetime]

Aw, bet your mun will. Y'ain't too hard a guy to understand, Nick.

[normally_solo]

I'm actually a little offended there, Overalls.

[thisonetime]

Why you gotta be that way, Nick? Bein' simple ain't so bad!

[normally_solo]

Simple is for hillbillies that can't handle modern city life.
A man like me has layers to him.

[thisonetime]

Yeah, layers'a grease an' boomer bile.

[normally_solo]

Fuck you.

[dusts at his suit's sleeve as inconspicuously as possible.]

[thisonetime]

Sorry, Nick, y'ain't that pretty. Y'ain't even in a dress.

[normally_solo]

Woah, I didn't think you were into that kind of stuff, Ellis.
Does it really get that lonely on the farms?

okay cracking up LOL

[thisonetime]

Aw, gross! Horses ain't for that neither!

/almost snorts out pasta

[normally_solo]

Woah woah woah! [waves hands in front of him and shakes head.]

Who the fuck said anything about horses?
I was talking about men in dresses, you dumb shit!
[realizes that sounds really weird and just runs a hand over his face.]

this thread is gold, i think

[thisonetime]

Well yeah, but I knew this guy, who knew this guy, and I never went over to his house or nothin' but he kept horses. Only he always seemed real fond of 'em, from what I heard. Don' know if any of it was true, but people talk, and he ain't never said they were wrong...

You have slain me, dear god. 1/2

[normally_solo]

ELLIS. ELLIS.
I'm going to have to stop you right there and let you know that there will NEVER

[lets that sink in a little]

Re: this thread is gold, i think

[normally_solo]

NEVER be a time for stories about your little red neck friends cornholing horses.

Do you understand me?

Never

DEATH BY ELLIS IS A GOOD DEATH

[thisonetime]

Man, there ain't never time for any'a my stories.

HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT

[normally_solo]

Because, if you haven't noticed, we're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, Ellis.

I want to concentrate on surviving and getting us to the safe zone. Listening to dumb stories of your redneck friends does not fall into that. Got it?

[thisonetime]

[kicks dirt sadly]

Yeah, yeah, I got it.