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[misstactless]

Okay, so...what's the deal? You deliberately miss the deadline and expect me to want to cooperate?

Right, I get it. I want you to do me justice too, because there's nothing worse than a blasé Cordy. I might be just too much for you to handle!

But we really need to talk about reconsidering the destination. I mean, really? I grow up on the hellmouth and you want to send me to some twisted half-inbred cousin? I'm not really aiming to be a glutton for punishment and I don't think I'm asking too much here, either. Running water? Central heating? Clothes from this century?

Also, my paid's run out. You might wanna do something about that sooner rather than later.

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[misstactless]

So...

[ Give her a minute to look him up and down then raise a brow. ]

Your range is basically creepy leer and creepier leer?

[hybridize]

Oh, I'm capable of so much more.

[misstactless]

You know, I hear that all the time.

[hybridize]

A girl like you? I'm not surprised. But I don't need validation in it. I know what I am, what I've done.

[misstactless]

[ She appreciates the implication, and that shows in how smug her smile is. But it doesn't stop her from being, well...Cordelia. ]

Another monster with a sob story, you mean?

[hybridize]

Wouldn't you like to know. But I'm not the type to brood about it. Nor do I have a particularly large forehead. [Stefan and Angel have a lot in common.]

[misstactless]

[ Huh. Well, that does change things a bit. ]

And here I was pegging you for a vampire.

[hybridize]

Close. Very close. [Toying with her? Why yes, he is.]

[misstactless]

Close to a vampire?

[ Okay not what she expected... ]

Not like there aren't hundreds of different types of demons running around for me to choose from.

[hybridize]

Not a demon. You were closer with the vampire. I'm a very rare type. A hybrid.

[misstactless]

A hybrid? A hybrid of what?

[hybridize]

Vampire and werewolf. [He is the cure to a vampire while also being an Original.]

[misstactless]

Wow.

[ She looks impressed. Really, she is!




Except... ]

...What's a full moon even like for you?

[ MISSING THE POINT CORDY. ]

[hybridize]

Bloody. [He smiles toothily, not a bit ashamed of it.]

[misstactless]

That's predictable.

[ No longer impressed. ]

[hybridize]

Some of us don't drink from bunnies, dear.

[misstactless]

Right, because I was totally picturing an innocent bloodbath.

[ She's harder to squick these days. ]

[hybridize]

That wouldn't make the hunt fun. [Which is really the point. Because he's a sadistic bastard.]

[misstactless]

It wouldn't fit the congenial but really psychotic monster motif, either. Which is pretty overdone, by the way.

[hybridize]

It isn't overdone if you're the one who has sparked the trend. [Like the Coco Chanel of supernatural psychopaths.]

They do say mimicry is the highest form of flattery.

[misstactless]

Oh please. Everyone wants to claim Dracula but I hear he's a pretty dull guy.

[hybridize]

I predate Vlad by about 400 years, dear.

[misstactless]

[ Oh, well. ]

In that case you look good for a senior citizen.

[hybridize]

Call it good genes. [Since his entire family are Originals.]

[misstactless]

I'm sure it has nothing to do with living off the blood of women and children for hundreds of years.