On the prospect of going to box_network

[whoneedslegstofly]

Oh that's just rich.

[Can you see his joy? Can you see it?]

You have me in one game already, but oh no! You want to put the crippled guy in a horror game now too?

What the fuck are you thinking? I don't know where you got this sick sense of humor from but no. Absolutely fucking not. I'm putting my foot down. I don't care if the commander, Tali, and Garrus are already there I'm not--

[Aw, but what about the EDI that might app in?]

......That's not fair.

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And here is the EDI that might app in

[unbindings]

I... have to agree it would be dangerous.

[Can you hear the hesitation, though?]

/smothers with love

[whoneedslegstofly]

Just a little bit. But, you know, my mun is an ass like that.

[He's masking his worry and maybe a little bit of fear with anger.]

[unbindings]

Mundanes seem to derive a sense of pleasure from putting us in difficult situations.

[Come on, EDI, are you really complaining that I went and got your boyfriend?]

It isn't their most admirable quality.

[Okay I give up.]

[whoneedslegstofly]

It's really fucked up, is what it is. "Let's put someone in this situation where they'll most certain die! That sounds like fun!"

[Why, yes, he is mocking his mun.]

Sometimes I wish she hadn't started playing me again.

Aww that icon

[unbindings]

From what I understand, death isn't permanent there, at least. Still, I fail to see the humor in this situation.

[And sadistic humor is a thing she is good at so this is saying something.]

I finally get to use my shippy icons C:

[whoneedslegstofly]

...Oh great! So I get to die over and over again. Wonderful.

[He rubs his face, beyond frustrated now.]

That's just wonderful.

They're cuuuuuute

[unbindings]

That does seem like a possibility.

[She's a little frustrated, herself. It just doesn't show as much.]

I will take any measures available to me to prevent that from happening, though.

[Best she can do. Joker breaks easily, but she doesn't.]

[whoneedslegstofly]

[And his anger and frustration fades. A little bit.]

I don't want you putting yourself at risk just for me, EDI. I...if anything happened to you because of me...

[unbindings]

[And she seems to soften a little bit at that, too.]

My body can be repaired much more easily than yours. You don't need to worry.

[She might be overestimating the tools that would be available, but hush, let her have her attempt at being comforting.]

[whoneedslegstofly]

No, don't give me that. I'll worry all I want. We have no idea what things are going to be like there! How do you know it'll be easy to repair you?

[Joker isn't having any of that EDI.]

[unbindings]

[She can't say she's surprised. Well, she tried.]

I was led to believe that humans appreciate reassurance. Perhaps I was mistaken. I will attempt to make my statements more alarming in the future.

[She, of course, sounds completely serious.]