homeless, canon is mage: the ascension, uh... slight gore warning i guess

[gramarye]

Dear Mun,

I am going to miss Space, Space was, it was fun. I might be the only person who thought so, that's okay, that happens a lot, it was better than the, um, convicted felon, getting beaten by the cops, black-bagging thing. But if we're going somewhere new, I feel obligated to mention that I am 100% okay with ultra-horror, I am okay with tedium or violence or, or whatever else... as long as it's not one of those places where you have to have sex or die. I will behead vampires, navigate labyrinths of hair and gristle, crawl through a dragon's intestines to retrieve the still-talking severed head of an old colleague, and do battle with shrieking tentacled hellbeasts whose psychic touch induces madness as long as it's not a weird sex thing.

Thanks.

Um, I wouldn't object to more kissing, though. That was super great. Why not more of that? Is there a game where you pick one person and just make out with them for six months in a row? No?

And, ah... if it's not too much trouble — can the next place have a university? And, can I go?

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[unluckychild]

You're strange. And forward.

Save your kissing for the one you love.

[gramarye]

So, uh... so I've been told.

[ WHAT WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE CERTAINLY NOT WOLFGANG THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS WHO TOLD YOU WHO RATTED HIM OUT OH G-D ] ... I, uh, that was the, um, plan. Yes.

1/2

[unluckychild]

Why are you so uncomfortable? Is love scary?

2/2

[unluckychild]

[But she knows the answer to that. Love is terrifying.]

I know it's better to let love find you rather than force someone to love you.

[gramarye]

[ nope, just hopelessly awkward! ]

Ye-ess... hence why I'd rather, um, avoid that kind of thing.

[unluckychild]

But you like kissing? There is someone out there for you. Someone just for you.

Kissing them will be even better.

[gramarye]

[ why is this conversation happening oh no abort mission abort ]

Well, it certainly couldn't hurt.

[unluckychild]

So you're going to kiss everyone until you find them?

That's your plan?

[gramarye]

— what? No!

I, uh. I had someone in mind.

[meanwhileback]

You can do whatever you want as long as you:

a) Work for me

b) Pick someone who doesn't have a ridiculous dad mustache next time

Also they're not allowed to be from the 70s because that shit they call "fashion" personally offends me and it hurts me to see you exposed to that.

[gramarye]

He shaved it.

And it's 1968. The 60's were cool.