On Teleios and how mean his mundane apparently is to him

[sassiopath]

You're serious about this? All of the storylines we've done involving me and a certain banshee, not to mention that one thing we're not even going to mention here involving him, and the whole thing you "ship" with me and Argent, and yet suddenly you think making it so that I can actually pet a unicorn named Greenberg is helpful with all that's fallen apart lately?

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[im_apimp]

Maybe it'll be therapeutic?

[sassiopath]

No. Not sure it will be. One, it's Greenberg. Even I know about him, and no. Two, my lifestyle choices are important to me and not anyone else. Especially not the pack.

[im_apimp]

Hey, I'm not saying you have to justify yourself to anyone. But it is a freakin' unicorn.

[Just putting it out there for a record.]

[sassiopath]

You're just liking the fact that it's a unicorn and the rest doesn't matter, huh? You should hang around with Alexis and Stiles then. I guess they braid it's hair and all. At least that's what I imagine they do.

[im_apimp]

I would, but I doubt the thing would let me near it.

[Alec, most decidedly, does not share Peter's current dilemma.]

[sassiopath]

Whatever. It's defective. I don't think it even knows what it's doing. Or what it is. It hasn't killed anyone yes, has it?

[im_apimp]

Is that what unicorns are supposed to do? I just thought they could only appear to virgins.

[sassiopath]

I always heard the stories about unmanning those that weren't, and running through those that were to preserve them.

[im_apimp]

.... Yikes. And what idiot asked for this thing?

[sassiopath]

It might be wrong. Bestiaries are not always right. Not to mention they don't always take into consideration differing species of breeds.

That said, Stilinski did.

[sweetcuppincakes]

Greenberg's a unicorn?!

....That would explain why he's always surrounded by virgins. I just figured he was a little pervert.

[sassiopath]

He is in Teleios. Jersey on and horn and all. He's apparently a gift to Stiles from the agents in that place.

Why do you know which of those kids are virgins?

[sweetcuppincakes]

You hear things in that locker room. Things you can never unhear. Dark, terrible things that could get me arrested just for being in the same room when they're said.

[sassiopath]

You know, I really never thought anyone had a worse life than my nephew. Not sure that's a prize you want.

Still, doesn't make it less on the kind of creepy side. For them or you.

[sweetcuppincakes]

It's not my fault that Stilinski kid has a voice that can carry through cinder block and drywall.

[sassiopath]

I can't argue that. Dealing with him pretty daily lately.

[sweetcuppincakes]

My sincerest condolences. I find making him do suicide runs is the best way to get him to shut up. Can't run that mouth if you can't breathe.

[sassiopath]

Sounds better than my thoughts. There's a series of cages where we're at, and figure someone might get pissed if I lock him in one.

[sweetcuppincakes]

Yeeeeeeah, the teacher's union doesn't let us put kids in cages. I voted no against that amendment in our last contract, but apparently I was in the minority.

[sassiopath]

Thought about valium in their sports drinks? Maybe piping a sedative through the A/C?

[sweetcuppincakes]

And they're against drugging the little bastards, too.

It's very frustrating, as an educator.

[sassiopath]

This would be why my life was not supposed to involve teenagers. Instead now I'm surrounded by them.

Sure you don't want them back? They come with a unicorn!

[sweetcuppincakes]

I'll pass, thanks. I've got enough on my plate with teaching economics and coaching lacrosse. Unicorns would just involve overtime, which I know BHH wouldn't pay.

[sassiopath]

I'll send Derek with them. He can babysit.

[im_apimp]

He seems like he's a really smart kid.

[Only not.]

[sassiopath]

Awww, come on. We have dragons and unicorns now, with the predatory creatures some of us are naturally. What could be worse? Drop bears?

[im_apimp]

Dude I have been reading about some of the shit they came up with for these myths. It could always be worse.

[sassiopath]

That's the problem with this place, maybe with all places. It can always be worse.

[im_apimp]

So are you saying we should be aiming for the place that maxes out on terrible?

[sassiopath]

No. That is not what I want. Let's be honest, best way to hurt most of the people I know isn't even about hurting them but hurting those they care about. I want anything but that.

[im_apimp]

Then what are you looking for exactly?

[sassiopath]

That's a good question. I think what I want is a whole case of within not with out. Though the out is better than I thought I would have.

Except none of that made sense. Honestly, I have things I want. I just never thought I would have them. Even with what the mundane is pulling.

[im_apimp]

Makes sense. But I don't think we can have benefits without them ruining something every once in a while.