[canon=dangerdays]

[drowning_dog]

No, please--tell me you miss me! A guy's gotta hear it sometimes, right? I know you want to. You know you want to. Come on.

Say it.

Just once.

For me. Come on!

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[cherricola]

I MISS YOU PIEFACE. GIVE UNCLE CHERRI A KISS.

[drowning_dog]

Aha! Ah...

...nnno. Nah. No. Thanks, but--yeah.

[fangool]

[ JUST THIS BIG GRIN HI HANDSOME. ]

[gleans]

I totally missed you.

[drowning_dog]

The fuck are you smiling at, assface, no one invited you.

[drowning_dog]

That's all I'm askin for, yeah? And I'm damn missable! C'mere, lemme-- [PINCH.]

[fangool]

Who you callin' assface, assface? We've got the same fuckin' face.

[drowning_dog]

But who wears it better, see? I wear it better. So. [SHRUG.] Get the fuck out, is the option. Fair's fair, right?

[fangool]

Sorry, can't take my own face tellin' me to get the fuck out seriously. This is adorable.

[drowning_dog]

"Adorable." [DICK.] Alright, pumpkin, sure. Sure, I can deal with that.

So, werd is you've got trouble, my friend.

[fangool]

[ Airily: ] I haven't the faintest idea what you're talkin' about.

[drowning_dog]

[fangool]

... What.

[drowning_dog]

Nothin.

How game-life treating you? Not gonna lie, unless I get a fuckin Reboot pin, don't think I could handle that shit.

[fangool]

[ Damn right nothing. :| ]

Yeah, watchin' half our crew turn into kids? Not as funny as you'd think. I am so fuckin' sick of babysitting.

[drowning_dog]

But you're such a deft hand at it! [HARR.]

[fangool]

[ PFT. ] S'that what you call the spectacular mess that was Pintsize Poison? 'Cause that was.

Yeah.

[drowning_dog]

[Hands up.] I'm just surprised you could say "fuck" to that face. Have you no respect for angels? The cherubim were among you, and yet...!

[fangool]

Cherubim, now you're fuckin' with me.

... He started it. [ And you're five years old. ]

[drowning_dog]

Ha! What are you, five? Relax, I'm not sayin anything!

can i just steal all of your icons

[fangool]

[ Okay, he laughs. ] Yeah, yeah, alright, alright.

You're stuck in Limbo, yeah?

DO IT the collection is constantly GROWING

[drowning_dog]

Roger that. Not a bad place to be, in all honesty. Nice to stretch out a little, but. Still.

[SIGH.] A little attention doesn't hurt, I think you know what I mean!

[gleans]

[HANDSLAP NO]

There's a certain lack of fuckin' sunshine, for sure.

[drowning_dog]

[SCANDALIZED! Galen, he just wants to play, gosh.] Shayzus, yeah, you boys are down in the doldrums! Now, this was a consensual move, you and the landlady talked it through, et cetera?

[gleans]

[... SURPRISE RETURNPINCH]

Actually, it was pretty much dumped on me, so I can't say it was. Still, what can you do.