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...You think you're good enough for me to work with? You're more of alcohol id fish than you know.

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Gasunditite!

Anagram. You do know what those are, Harley?

Of course!

I just thought my answer would be funnier!

Of course. Aunty Funner Yo. ["You're not funny."]

You're not the Harley I know.

Well of course not! Because you're not the Eddie I know!

But we're all one big extended multiverse family aren't we?

[Ugh.] Hardly, Harley.

Oh don't be such a long haired pasty faced stick in the mud!

You know you'll never get into a game with that "No fun allowed" attitude.

[He growls, just a little.] I don't need one of those games to have fun. Leave me with my riddles--or the Bat--any day. Besides, she's too casual for a game, tossing me into a dressing room for freaks.

freakkeepingdr

How unfortunate for your mundane to be stuck with you of all people.

Oh is that the case?

Well Eddie you know what they call someone who never even tries to play a game?

She merely realized that I am a master gamesman. Pity yours, stuck with a highschooler obsessed with plants.

Tell me, what kind of flower grows on your face?

Not for any game, but for me to be in a game. [He doesn't know whether to be relieved or annoyed.]

Cowardly, moronic, foolish?

A looooser~

And don't blame your mun. You're the muse remember? You're not doing your job Eddie~

Aren't you smart enough to get them to play along? Heck I've got my mun to put me in two games! Are you saying I'm more manipulative then even you?

I most certainly could, if I so wished it! But even a genius of my caliber can have issues creating skill from nothing.

Cute, but I should inform you that I am not, in fact, a highschooler any longer. See, continuing and finishing high school is a little difficult in Arkham.

Nope~ Not buying it.

These muns have unlimited potential in the right hands! I think you're just not trying enough.

It's not as if there aren't enough games out there with challenges that even your pointy head would struggle with.

You're young enough to count, now, aren't you?

Not even going to guess?

In my defense, I've a recent arrival. [Recent as in less than a day. Impulse musemaking, wonderful.]

My head is fine. And I'm certain there are, things more for brawn than brains.

Oh for sure!

Like this game I'm in? It's a real hoot because no one can die forever! Which means it's all about emotional and mental pains!

I mean sure it hurts when you die but you come back six hours later! Neat right?

And people with superpowers? Lose em! Which means all they have is their brains and basic human bodies to work with.

And last but not least? You get a little monster to boss around! And if you're good at it they turn into these really big monsters! It's like having henchmen that can get better the more you use them instead of just getting knocked out the same way every time bats shows up!

As long as I'm the only one inflicting the pains, that doesn't sound entirely awful.

My Riddlemen were good enough. And I can't bring those monsters with me--wait. Is there at Batman there?

Well that's really up to you ain't it?

And no, no Batman.

Hnn. I doubt there would be anyone worth challenging.

[He's not about to thank her...but she has opened him to the possibility of going somewhere more interesting.]

It's too bad you weren't around a few months ago. In my other game we had Batman, Wonder Woman, three Robins, two Batgirls and another version of you!

Indeed. [He would've beat them all.] All dropped?

Horribly murdered!

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