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fuckboy to end all fuckboys tbh ([personal profile] digsdeep) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-11-30 11:17 am

happy birthday to yooooouuuu

Are you serious, kid? C'mon; I'm one of the few characters you play who has a birthday at all, and you up and nearly forget it? And then you call me a loser on my birthday too?
[Yep, a fully grown man sulking over his birthday. What a majestic, noble guy.]

This is ridiculous. I didn't even get a cake or presents or anything dumb like that; I certainly don't want pity because you forgot when the greatest tactician in the land was born. You could at least pull some strings and free me from these stupid shackles, because I'd like that a hell of a lot more than stupid cake. Happy Birthday Kanbe, you're free and can use a sword again! You can ride a horse without making it lame! You can actually bathe regularly!


I wouldn't mind cake now though. As well as any of the above. Cake would be nice.


Or presents. Both. Everything.




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[personal profile] curseking 2013-12-04 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Kanbe, that I still permit you to so much as draw breath should be present enough.

[No, no, he totally means "happy birthday".]