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[nothingtodowithmynose]

Ain't ya got any plans for me, Mun? After all, ya've been writin' me da longest.

Bein' behind on da show? Dat ain't an excuse.

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[instantdrama]

[A TALKING CAT, what is this sorcery.]

...How could your mun even think of ignoring you?

[YOU. The talking cat. She's seen everything now.]

[nothingtodowithmynose]

I really don't know!

[instantdrama]

That's terrible! I wish I knew of a good place you could go... But the only two places I actually know of are Hogwarts and Inaba. And my mun tells me he doesn't think yours knows Persona 4, so Inaba's out.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Oh! Yeah, my mun's mentioned dat Hogwarts place!

[instantdrama]

My mun would love to have you there. I think it'd be pretty cool too. But with that said... how are you doing that?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

My mun said it'd be where she'd send me if anywhere, but she just ain't sure.

[A beat.]

Doin' what?

[instantdrama]

[She staaares.]

The thing that cats don't... normally do. Talking.

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[nothingtodowithmynose]

Foist off, I ain't a cat. I'm a Pokémon.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

As for da talkin', dough, dat's all me! I taught myself!

[instantdrama]

A p- Wait, seriously? As in... Okay, no, nevermind. You still look like a cat though. But anyway, how'd you teach yourself to talk? I didn't know cats could even do that. Even Pokemon cats.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Same way a human would, I t'ink! I'm just smarter than o'der Pokémon! ...And o'der humans, for dat matter.

[stillshinigami]

Hah.

My mun think's it's hilarious but she's imagining you at this game I'm stuck at to join this other talking cat.

Is it bad that I'm getting used to this sorta thing?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Pokémon. Not cat.

[stillshinigami]

Cat pokemon.

You'd still be a cat.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Technicality.

[stillshinigami]

...So what is a pokemon?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Ya don't know what a Pokémon is?

[stillshinigami]

Sorta? It's a videogame about animals with superpowers where I come from.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

A... Video game?!

[stillshinigami]

Yeah.

Like we have cats and dogs but no Pikachus and charizards and bulbasaurs and stuff.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Man, I knew it was like dat for the muns, but I t'ought everyone else here was normal.

[stillshinigami]

It'd probably be more fun with Pokemon, I'll admit.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

You know it, kid!

[stillshinigami]

Kid? I'm nineteen.

And how old are you? Five?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Dat's still a kid.

...It doesn't work da same way for a Pokémon and a poi'son.