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[theaxeismypenis]

So this is where I'm supposed to urge you to stop, right? Be all like [In a high, mocking voice:] noooo, mun, nooooo! Canon review first, mun, don't send me anywhere mean, nooooo!

[Normal voice:] Trust me, whatever you've got in store is a fucking picnic compared to my life.

So go ahead! Do it! I'm ready for whatever you can dish out. Let's see how hard you fail.

One thing though: this icon situation? Yeah, not happening. Ten minutes of searching and then giving up is not gonna cut it. Not with me. I want all the icons. Everything you've got.

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[findthisdistracting]

So you can show off all the nothing you've got on, right? Can't say I mind the thought.

[theaxeismypenis]

You're just jealous because I look hotter in a bikini than you do.

[findthisdistracting]

Not really, but you do have pretty great boobs.

[theaxeismypenis]

Okay, sweetie. Go ahead and tell yourself that.

[findthisdistracting]

Hey, I said you have great boobs. I've just seen better.

or whatever breast implants are made of in the capitol

[theaxeismypenis]

Excuse the shit out of you, Odair! Some of us don't go in for silicone.

[imbiber]

[Well said. Haymitch raises her a glass.]

You must be the most charming person I know. And that includes some seriously stiff competition.

IDK probably something ridiculous.

[findthisdistracting]

[He's just grinning like the troll he is.]

Wasn't talking about the Capitol.

[theaxeismypenis]

Anything for the fans. [Have a bitch-smile.]

try our new mahogany implants!

[theaxeismypenis]

Oh, god. TMI. What would she say if she heard you talking?

so sexy~

[findthisdistracting]

Maybe I meant Mags, how would you know? [...Yeah, he totally didn't. Whatever.]

[theaxeismypenis]

God, you think you're so clever. Get out of my face.

[imbiber]

[So just like a normal smile for her right? Hurr hurr.]

Anything? That's a dangerous word.

[theaxeismypenis]

[Pretty much.]

[Danger? That's the real joke, although this sound isn't so much a laugh as a bitter kind of bark.] Fans aren't scary. They love us, right?

[findthisdistracting]

Aw, but it's so charming when you scowl like that.

[imbiber]

[A solemn nod.]

To pieces.

But that's how all the kids who went after you ended up, right?

[Like, in pieces. Get it??]

[anniesgonemad]

...at least you have them.
I don't count. No one remembers, no one knows. Hardly a victor. They all forget.

[orator]

Maybe you can take me with you. I don't think the Capitol's rooming arrangements are working out.

[theaxeismypenis]

Is it charming if I break your pretty nose? [And have a bitch-smile because she's just kidding. Or is she.]

[theaxeismypenis]

[She respects this pun and rewards it with a slightly more real smile. Only slightly, though, since mostly she just looks feral, like she'll rip you apart with her teeth.]

That they did. Axes are good for that.

[theaxeismypenis]

At least one person remembers you.

[Johanna kind of has a soft spot for Annie even though she tries really, really hard not to admit it. Mostly she's friends with Finnick and Finnick is obviously stupid for her, which makes a little twinge in her black, shriveled heart.]

[theaxeismypenis]

Yeah? Let's see how you do then, Bakerboy.

[orator]

[He grins at that. It's refreshing, talking to someone who doesn't pretend to play nice. Sometimes Johanna reminds him of Katniss a bit — which he would never, ever say aloud.]

People always like fresh bread, wherever they are. I might do pretty well.

[anniesgonemad]

[she shakes her head.]

More do. The families of tributes I killed. Tributes I outlived. They remember me and hate me.

Would rather they forget about me. Don't want to be hated.

[theaxeismypenis]

Don't get too excited. Most of the people you'll find have seen fresh bread more than three times in their lives.