Reserved at Ruby City

[aeviternity]

So, you finally found a place for me that suits your sick standards. I don't plan on playing this little game to your rules. I will continue as I see fit. And I guess things will be a lot easier without Cartman fucking up everything by befriending elder gods and generally being a stupid fat fuck.

I think I'll miss Kyle the most, he was extremely useful.

Comments

[arosewiththorns]

I have never heard of any Elder Gods possessing any friends. Sacrifices yes, but friends seem highly beneath them.

[aeviternity]

You don't realize just how evil, manipulative, and shitty Eric Cartman can be. I'd be impressed if he wasn't so very very annoying, though I suppose I still feel sorry for him in the end.

[arosewiththorns]

He does sound intriguing. Perhaps they kept him around for amusement.

[aeviternity]

In the end he lost, like always. It doesn't matter, he won't be with me in this new place. I will walk alone, I am used to walking alone, as I must- an eternal shadow, suffering in the darkness and helping those in the light.

omg Kenny *_* Mun is a huge South Park fan and is thinking of dragging Stan out of the closet~

[dejikai]

You can say that all you want, but the Keepers always have the last word.

Good luck trying to do things your way.

Please please peaplaeodkpoagvjfbv PLEASE COME WITH ME. I WILL FREAK. princess kenny needs a knight

[aeviternity]

The Keepers? [Eyes slim.] Tell me more.

[cherubim]

NICE MASK.
YOU MUMBLING PUS-VOLCANO.
YOUR ATTEMPT AT LOOKING STUPID ENOUGH TO GAIN SYMPATHY.
WILL BE IN VAIN.
I KNOW YOUR MUN.
SHE IS A HELL-BENT WITCH OF TORTURE.

asdlfhadjlf I WILL WORK ON IT! *flounces over to reserve*

[dejikai]

The Keepers, the ones that seem to think they control us. You can bitch and complain and call them out, but they're still going to throw you into some god-awful place that makes you do god-awful things.


and I see that yours already has done so.

I don't envy you.

^-^

[smarshmellow]

Looks like I'm headed for the same place. Your Mun apparently enabled mine.

[sighs]

YYYyyeessss goood. Yessssss.

[aeviternity]

Makes you do god awful things? -And honestly, with everything that's happened to me, I doubt I won't be able to handle it.

[A hmph, an intent stare, and he clenches a hand on his cloak and lifts it a bit over his mouth.] Don't envy me, no one should. The life I life is dark and painful, but maybe- just maybe this place will give me some solace.

[aeviternity]

It's you again. I don't have time for your bullshit, go away. [A snort.] Yes, I know she can be- difficult. But I will deal with her as I must.

YYyyeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss

[aeviternity]

Haha oh man, that'll be cool though dude! I didn't expect to know anyone there!

[cherubim]

LIES.
YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

"DEAL WITH HER."
HA. HA. HA. HA.
THAT'S AMUSING.
BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO CAUSE YOU SO MUCH SUFFERING.
AND DEATH.
BUT THEN AGAIN.
YOU'RE ALREADY USED TO THAT.

Stan's all pissy, as per his post in DM ~ buuuut he is reserved!

[smarshmellow]

Well, I guess it's just as well, better to know someone than no one at all, right? At least it's not Cartman.

[aeviternity]

[Eyes slim. Rude.]

Fuck you, I didn't ask for this.

OUO Aww Stan, cheer up kiddo.

[aeviternity]

Hahaha, yeah, I don't think that guy could deal with this though, apparently there's no KFC there, how would he live! Hahahahah!

[cherubim]

NO ONE ASKS FOR THIS.
THIS IS JUST ONE MORE SHITCAKE.
ON THE FUCK-SHIT STACK THAT IS YOUR LIFE.
ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY.
YOUR MISFORTUNE IS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST I'VE EVER SEEN.
KEEP IT UP.

He has Kenny, he'll live~

[smarshmellow]

Haha.
I know, right? He'd probably die, or kill someone.

Either or.

Have you seen Kyle?

[aeviternity]

And apparently yours isn't interesting enough to keep my Mun's attention. Do you enjoy being boring?

Aww u-u And hey who knows, maybe a Kyle'll show up later. Maybe.

[aeviternity]

Who knows what he'd do. Guess it might be a little boring without him though.

Uhh- Kyle? No I haven't seen Kyle. Why?

Maybe!

[smarshmellow]

I was just curious. It would Be kinda cool if we were all together...but..I guess it all depends on the Muns, right? They seem to run the show here.

[cherubim]

YOUR MUN HAS BAD TASTE.
IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT.
SHE PREFERS THE DEAD, DYING, AND INFIRM.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
YOU'RE OFTEN ALL THREE.

[aeviternity]

Yeah, but people are always running the show some how, hey? And I guess money's not a thing there too? Isn't that crazy??

[aeviternity]

She prefers them to you, yes. Because you're worse than dead, dying, and infirm. A dead body is more interesting than your entire existence.

[cherubim]

SAY THAT TO MY FACE, FUCKER.
NOT ONLINE.
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

[aeviternity]

Sure. Bring it. I'm not afraid of you. Remember? I can't die.

[cherubim]

WHO SAID ANYTHING.
ABOUT KILLING YOU.

[smarshmellow]

....That /is/ crazy...wow...

casually threadjacks yes hello you rang

[authoritah]

I wouldn't want to be stuck with you buttholes, anyway. Have fun with your little boyfriend, Kenny. I'll be sure to tell Kyle all about you and Stan's love affair.

<3!!

[smarshmellow]

Oh Fuck off, Cartman.

B)

[authoritah]

What was that, Stan? "Oh, fuck me, Kenny"?

Well, Kenny, go on, Stan's asking for it.

Welcome~!!

[smarshmellow]

I am not asking for it. Geeze, you're such a sick fuck, Cartman.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I am not gay, nor do I want Kenny to fuck me.

[aeviternity]

This is a stupid fucking conversation.

[smarshmellow]

See Cartman? Kenny doesn't wanna fuck me, so shut the fuck up!

[authoritah]

Whatever. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[smarshmellow]

Yeah, you have fun with that.

[aeviternity]

Yeah maybe it's a good idea to go home, dear mun might break if you sit around on it too much longer. Hahahahaha!

[aeviternity]

You, your mun, and my mun, are just a bunch of sick fucks. Whatever, I'll just bite off my tongue if i need to.

[smarshmellow]

Good one, Kenny!

[cherubim]

IMMEDIATELY GOING FOR SELF-MUTILATION?
AND YOU CALL US SICK FUCKS.
BESIDES.
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR TONGUE TO SCREAM.