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Because there's no family like an Olympus family…to avoid
So. Here we are. I've got no place to go and you've got a job to do. And you know what that is? Find me someplace to go. Really. Anywhere would do. Sex game, horror game, game where I lose my memories or end up in Uncle Hades's house. You want me to turn into a pony? I will turn into a pony. Sail the high seas? Love it. Great. 'Cause anything will do!
It's either that or...going back to Olympus, and I'm enjoying this vacation away from my family. And can you imagine turkey day with my family? Mom and Dad argue while Ares and Aphrodite flirt and I'm trying to gag myself with a spoon so I don't have to listen to another one of Apollo's crappy poems.
I mean, I guess I could go. I've got a whole new list of things to say to everyone. Starting with Aphrodite: there are prettier girls than you all over the world so get over it. And then Artemis: I've seen better hunters in a group of scholars. Or hey -- you'll love this one!
This Thanksgiving, instead of turkey, we're going to have owl! It's food that actually makes you smart! We'd like to thank Athena for her lovely contribution to the table.
It's either that or...going back to Olympus, and I'm enjoying this vacation away from my family. And can you imagine turkey day with my family? Mom and Dad argue while Ares and Aphrodite flirt and I'm trying to gag myself with a spoon so I don't have to listen to another one of Apollo's crappy poems.
I mean, I guess I could go. I've got a whole new list of things to say to everyone. Starting with Aphrodite: there are prettier girls than you all over the world so get over it. And then Artemis: I've seen better hunters in a group of scholars. Or hey -- you'll love this one!
This Thanksgiving, instead of turkey, we're going to have owl! It's food that actually makes you smart! We'd like to thank Athena for her lovely contribution to the table.