[forewarning for possible ac4 spoilers]

[needmymp3]

I like that the most concentration you've put into the whole shebang is whether or not I should rock the usual, the Canadienne or the My Little Courier.

Priorities. I like yours.

-r3b3cca

Comments

[1066]

Oh please. My own's considering updating me almost a year forward just to have me dye my hair. That's only reason. Not the bit with infiltrating Abstergo, or posing as a barista right under the nose of the Templars, real spy stuff, you know? No. All she cares about is the whole brown hair bit.

Vapid lot of writers, these 'mundanes' are. What an archaic, quaint little group.

[needmymp3]

Maybe she has a thing for brunets. Like that chick at Abstergo.

[Snerk.] She drank a lot of your crappy coffee, no other plausible reason for it.

[1066]

Honestly, Rebecca, are you ever going to drop that? She clearly just needed the caffeine, I highly doubt she held any romantic interest in me. And by the way! By. The way. My coffee wasn't that bad. It was... drinkable. Yes. Drinkable. You drank it. A few times, anyway.

[needmymp3]

So she wasn't glaring at me for taking up your time? [Heh.]

Drinkable is a far cry from good though. Seriously, an art not a science.

[1066]

It, what? No! She wasn't glaring at you at all. At least, I don't think she was. Anyway. Not important. What is important might be the fact I didn't go to school for, oh, I don't know, twelve years learning how to make coffee. Maybe it was part of your assassin contract, somewhere embedded in the fine print, but I don't remember being asked if I knew how to make a cup of coffee when I joined up with you sorry lot. [ hhhhuff. could school you on the Kings and Queens of England at any point, who ever cares about espresso, grumble grumble bitch bitch moan. ]

[needmymp3]

Geeeez, calm down. I didn't know it was such a sore spot. [Totally did.]

It's okay if you can only make tea. We're a diverse group.

[1066]

I'm a researcher, not a barista, Rebecca. Of course it's a sore spot: I'm being forced into a position I'm far, far overqualified for.

[needmymp3]

Oh, I don't know. Barista's have it kind of hard, all those venti and grande sizes.

If you'd rather be the courier, you should've spoken up.