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Daschell Mill (Codename: Hatter) ([personal profile] mercurialism) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-11-20 01:35 am

About recent faerietale talk between muns and him being brought out to play

Despite agreeing with the mundane part of it, why aren't the lot of you called lemmings? Where one goes, the others gleefully follow. Did it ever occur to you I didn't want to follow? You're bringing me from a place wherein Wonderland is the Red bitch's plaything and the Gale's heart is still in play. You don't think I have better things to do than toy with a murderous boy and find myself lost in yet another world?

Wonderland will always hold my marker, isn't that what you said? I don't find what she wants and at best I end up a catatonic doorstep like March. At worse, well, Alice says she still hears the screams of the twins in the hallway.

That reminds me... Where the hell is Alice?

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-20 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
You not a lemming. That's rich.

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-20 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
And it is awfully easy to argue. We're so accomplished at it, perhaps we should find medals or trophies or... gold stars. Do you deserve a gold star, Hatter?

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-20 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt you could beat me, darling, but I do look forward to your attempts. I'll hold your gold stars while you hunt for your heart.

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-20 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but the games are so fun, Hatter! Imagine the trouble you could get in, all the lives you could so delicately toy with for your own entertainment! Just imagine... an entirely new world with which to play with, where no one knows your tricks and treats.

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-20 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
No one has lured me anywhere, thank you, I'm quite capable of luring myself. But yes, you might as well know, I would be just frightfully despondent without you near. Who else would I practice my aggressively friendly conversational skills with?

Besides which -- there is a dragon, dear. A dragon.

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-20 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
I do love pirates... And dragons. No doubt we can train them both!
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[personal profile] notyour_leverage 2013-11-20 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Alice has been lost for years - she wandered off the gold path and we've never been able to cast our nets wide enough to find her again.

And it's nice to see you unarmed for once, Hatter.

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-20 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Why thank you, ever so charitable of you.
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[personal profile] secondstar2right 2013-11-20 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Alice?

Sweet gorgeous Alice, heart of Wonderland. You lost yours? Shan't tell you where mine is then.

she's prettiest when she's screaming your name, did you know?
notyour_leverage: (painful smile)

[personal profile] notyour_leverage 2013-11-20 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Some things apparently never change. If I knew where my sister was, I would tell you. You had prior claim on her after all.

I'm still standing here, untouched. The last time I talked to you, you were using the power of Wonderland itself to try and force the breath out of me, your Majesty.

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-20 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You seem to be particularly good at it.
notyour_leverage: (plain Jane no story)

[personal profile] notyour_leverage 2013-11-20 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Intriguing. Ours is King of Hearts in Wonderland, though he and Alice never touched really. She was spoken for, long ago. He married Claire, Alice's sister, and Queen of Hearts in Wonderland.

I should like to meet your daughter.

Harming? No, cleaning up the shit actually.
secondstar2right: (blood on my lips song in my heart)

[personal profile] secondstar2right 2013-11-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Mm.

Shame then. Alice is such a lovely thing to have found. Terribly fun to play with. There's a certain fragile look she gets when she thinks about you. It goes away when we start playing. She doesn't call for you anymore.

You'd die before you'd get a leash on me, milliner.

[personal profile] adventures_in 2013-11-21 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's an understood, clearly, it's above words. [ BUT BECAUSE SHE IS A FREAKING DEAR... a rogue paper airplane appears with alice's horrifyingly messy scribble of handwriting on it and lands directly in front of him. it reads, naturally, "appreciation". there is the appreciation he deserved. ]

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