SIX DAAAAAAAAYS

[onteamdyson]

Okay, okay, we're getting close. You're getting all nostalgic, I get that, but chica! We both know you can't handle a steady gig, unless it's the steady gig and you two need to be on the same page for that. So just calm the hell down, wait it out. I mean, dude... we've waited this long already!

Next Sunday you're gonna have a crapton of new info to process and absorb and we'll just go from there, okay? In the meantime, I don't mind hanging out with my cross-canon buds. Actually, I kinda like it. You stopped freakin', these threads are FUN again. Fun is good.

Deep breaths. Stay Chill.

Love, K

Comments

[wisper]

I wanted to say: congratulations on that troll. I can't stand those guys.

[onteamdyson]

You know, he kind of reminded me of you. In a nerdy, dork way while still managing to be semi-smooth and REALLY annoying. Are you guys related?

[wisper]

Aah, that's really mean. For the record, I'm chasing them out of the shop at least once a week.

[onteamdyson]

[you're really mean.] Why? For starting pointless arguments about stuff and SHOUTING REALLY LOUD!? I could handle them for you. For a price...

[wisper]

Actually, what they like to do is wait until a customer picks up a book, then snidely ask them to name three other books by that author's contemporaries, then insult them if they can't. It's a problem. I have ways of escorting them out, though, so thanks, but no thanks.

[onteamdyson]

Cheapskate! But that sounds entertaining as all hell, guess I still have reason to hang around. Plus, you'd be good to have in a power outage.

[wisper]

Hah -- I make for terrible lighting, trust me. But still, stop by any time. Coffee's on me.

[onteamdyson]

What about heat-wise? Can I ditch the furnace and just kinda hold my hands out in front of you?

... I'm holding you to that free coffee thing.

[wisper]

You know I only have a finite amount of energy for stuff like that, right? Warm up with the coffee, instead.

[onteamdyson]

You get less cool by the second! Is that why you wear the hat? Too keep a minimum level of coolness at all times? Just be a fire thing for five seconds!

[wisper]

[ OKAY LOOK. He's not going anywhere, but a wisp poots up in front of her face. ] Just don't look too close.

[onteamdyson]

Wha-- [OH! Oooooh. It's so cute! And pretty. And flamey. And ... shiny. And good. She reaches up to touch it and just ends up ... staring.]

Glowy, pretty friend.

[wisper]

Kenzi. [ What did he JUST SAY. But the... quick top-up is okay. Ssh. At least the fire isn't hurty. ] Kenzi.

[onteamdyson]

Mhm? [Who's talking? Is the little fire talking? Cute bitty little fire so cute and-- FINN! She blinks, leaning away from it, mostly not looking. Mostly. Don't go little fire!]

... Okay quit it.

[wisper]

[ He manages to look kinda sorry when it disappears. He DID warn you! ] Sorry. Side-effect.

[onteamdyson]

If you were actually sorry you wouldn't make them so damn cute! Remind me to not ask you for cool fae stuff anymore. I'd rather deal with shark teeth than the distracting sparks.

[wisper]

Shark teeth also means high-pitched whining, though. [ at least that's not MIND CONTROL, FINDLAY ]

[onteamdyson]

At least he's not-- ... never mind. It's cool. We're cool, forget it.