Heading over to high_seas even though it's a VASTLY TERRIBLE IDEA orz

[middleofcalibrations]

You know, there were plenty of games set in space. And on spacefaring ships. Are you sure you're not just amused by the idea of putting me on an ancient pirate ship? Or is it because Shepard and Tali are there?

I'd probably be a bit more annoyed, but... well, to be honest, I'm distracted by the chickens. Is that really what humans think everything in the galaxy tastes like? Why would you eat anything that makes that much... noise?

I'd better be allowed to keep my gun.

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[scryinghope]

To stop it from clucking, naturally.

[middleofcalibrations]

That... makes an awful lot of sense. It explains varren meat, too. Although I think krogans ate varren long before humans did.

[scryinghope]

I think krogans ate everything long before humans did.

Possibly some humans as well. They do say fairy-tales have an element of truth.

[middleofcalibrations]

I did hear a rumour about a tribal rite of passage that involves killing thresher maws. Knowing the krogan, the only logical thing to do with all that meat afterwards is to eat it.

And now I'm wondering what thresher maws taste like. Chicken, maybe?

[scryinghope]

I'd say that's logical whether you're a krogan or not. Then again, I'm more familiar with starvation than I care to remember.

We could always test it out with a chicken and a thresher maw.

[middleofcalibrations]

You've obviously never met a thresher maw. If you want to test it out, be my guest. Just... make sure the thing is dead first.

Actually, I do know a pair of krogan who would probably help you out. [And believe you him, that's not something he could have said just a few years ago.]

[scryinghope]

Just because I've never met one is no reason to dismiss the merits of scientific discovery.

[He believes you.] See? I already have volunteers.

[middleofcalibrations]

[So, so dryly] Two unstable krogan. Now there's a formula for conquering the galaxy. Krogan aren't exactly known for their brilliant life choices, or... well, their life choices in general.

[scryinghope]

Sounds like my old unit, actually. Good thing I'm not bent on conquering the galaxy.