On a recent reserve.

[awfulsentimetal]

In what dimension is puttin' more than a ton of metal on a wooden boat in the ocean a good idea?  With your "game" choices I'm startin' to think you really are out to get me killed--

Why're you laughing.







...Don't you have classes to be preparin' for.

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[malfunctionbot]

Ain't ya excited f-f-for all th' adventure we are gonna have?! Sailin' th' wild sea an' fightin' off maraudin' pirates an' commandin' a whole f-fleet o' men!

[awfulsentimetal]

[Let him think about that for a sec' Rabbit...]

No.

[malfunctionbot]

Yes.

[awfulsentimetal]

No.

[malfunctionbot]

Yes.

[awfulsentimetal]

No.

[malfunctionbot]

Double yes.

[awfulsentimetal]

Extra no.

[malfunctionbot]

Up.

[awfulsentimetal]

Down.

[malfunctionbot]

Red!

[awfulsentimetal]

Yellow.

[malfunctionbot]

Purple!

[awfulsentimetal]

Ferret.

[malfunctionbot]

Goat.

[awfulsentimetal]

...what were we arguin' about again.

[malfunctionbot]

....S'good question.

[awfulsentimetal]

... I'm sure we'll remember eventually. Wanna go get some ice cream?

[malfunctionbot]

Aw yeah!

[yesterdaystomorrow]

[HOW IS THIS SAFE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS]

Oh dear...

[awfulsentimetal]

[AW DARN IT THE ONE PERSON HE DIDN'T WANT TO WORRY]

I'm... sure it'll be fine, Brianna, nothin' to worry about.

[Aside from being surrounded by all of that water on something known for capsizing, sinking, and being attacked by sea monsters. Also has he mentioned lately that his mundane is evil?]

[yesterdaystomorrow]

[FRET FRET FRET oh she's trying not to show her worry but--]

I know you can take care of yourself, but being out there on a boat and surrounded by all of that water...

[Fill in the blanks, babe. Robot + Water = BAD.]

[awfulsentimetal]

[Oh, he knows. Those blanks have been filled in with quick-dry concrete.]

It ain't like I can do much to stop it when the ol' mundane gets an idea into her head. I'm just hopin' she gets too darn busy to follow through.

[If wishes were fishes, Spine, you'd have the Monterey Bay Aquarium by now.]

[yesterdaystomorrow]

[A downwards tilt of that delicate chin, frowning. There really wasn't any fighting muns, was there?]

You know I'm going to worry terribly for however long as you're gone. Every single minute.

[awfulsentimetal]

[That's... a lot of worrying.]

Hey, at least I'll have Rabbit with me. That's somethin', right?

[He tries a smile even as he admits to himself that it's not necessarily any reason to worry less.]

[yesterdaystomorrow]

[SPINE HOW IS THAT AT ALL HELPFUL.]

...I guess that's something. [Something TERRIBLE] But I'm sure you'll be just fine. You and your brothers are resilient.

[awfulsentimetal]

[HE HAD TO SAY SOMETHING OKAY.]

That we are. We'll come out of this sailin' business just fine. [No you won't.] ...Probably.

[yesterdaystomorrow]

[She's just gonna be over here crying over the death of her bf ok]

[awfulsentimetal]

[NOOOOOO THE GUILT THE UNBEARABLE GUILT




remorseless cackling ensues]