because friendship makes him cranky.

[medicos]

No, I'm not putting it up on my office wall.

[ he means this, a gift from his bff4lyf (one of them, anyway, there's a lot of you).

it's going to be framed :') ]

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[iambetter]

How very touching. Though one cannot blame you for not wanting that where anyone could see.

[That is atrocious, Kirk. Don't quit your day job.]

[medicos]

Okay, number one, don't agree with me even when you're agreeing with me. I don't like it and neither should you.

[iambetter]

Mm, is it really so unsettling for you, doctor, that we agree on the captain's lack of artist ability?

[Bones come on. Let's be friends. Friends. I'll drag Kirk to the med bay for you and everything, true friendship there.]

[medicos]

[ if by drag him you mean you're going to kill him then no thanks. ]

Why are you asking when you know the answer to it?

[iambetter]

I may know the answer, but that does not detract from wanting to hear it.

[No, killing him is no fun. Maybe rough him up a bit. A couple bruises. Maybe cracked ribs. Nothing too serious.]