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[applaud]

Can't stop thinking about me, can you?

You know there's a solution to that. Give it a try. Let me get out there.

Who knows, it might be fun.

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[fervidity]

I guess I can't blame your mun for being unable to stop thinking about you.

[applaud]

I bet you say that to all the guys.

[fervidity]

No way, ya know!!

They all used to call me 'Tomato', remember?

Let me know if I should delete this threadjack

[not_a_jutsu]

W-wait so you're Naruto's mom?!

[This was so surreal.]

nah, it's all good B) 1/2

[fervidity]

[whoa holy crap you look like Naruto

except you have longer hair and boobs]

Huh? Well, yeah, I am. My name is Kushina.

[fervidity]

[and excuse her she's just going to stare]

...Who are you?

[not_a_jutsu]

[So much for not getting watery eyes about this.]

W-well I'm from a world where everyone's genders are different from Naruto's world.

I-I'm Naruko Uzumaki.

[fervidity]

...Naruko?

[continuing to stare

and then explosions]

Ahhh, dammit!! I get it, ya know! You're actually Naruto in a transformation!

Hey!! [HITS THE TOP OF HER HEAD] That's not funny, I really thought you were a girl, ya know!

[not_a_jutsu]

[She rubbed the top of her head.]

But I am a girl. Just from a different universe. You can try sealing my chakra and everything and nothing will happen, I'm being honest.

[fervidity]

A-ah, sorry, I didn't mean to hit you.

[she hesitates at the earnest sound in her tone and actually looks a bit nervous after]

Naruto, stop being weird! It's not like I could help that you ended up to be a boy.

[not_a_jutsu]

W-what?! I'm being honest! Seriously! Do I have to use up all my chakra just to show you I'm not using a henge?

[fervidity]

H-Hey! You'd just die if you used it all up! I definitely don't want you to die.

[not_a_jutsu]

Well I didn't mean ALL of it but enough that I couldn't make a henge anymore if I was using one.

[applaud]

I do. And it just goes to show how good their taste was.

I've missed you, Kushina.

[fervidity]

[HAHA TASTE. TOMATO. GOOD ONE THAR MINATO]

Minato...

I missed you, too. A-A lot, ya know! It feels like forever since I've gotten to see you again.