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Now see here, Mundane--

I refuse to understand why you think finding a name I would be content with would make me obey your orders. In fact, I ask that you change it at once. Simply because I enjoy a food does not mean it's okay to use its name to represent myself in this community. In fact, it's an embarrassment to me and to yourself for giving me such a foolish name!

[You sure are complaining a lot for someone who hates this name....]

Also, I ask that you reconsider putting me in a game. You simply do not have the time for it and your attention should be directed at your daily tasks at hand. While I understand you have this 'free time', you should use it more wisely. Perhaps to your studies, or even towards something more healthy.

[But your brother and Pascal might be going there, too~]

I... what? Why should I care if my fool of a brother or that insufferable woman are going to be there? It won't change my mind. However, if they are to arrive, I suppose someone needs to look after them.

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I wouldn't worry too much about the name. It's the man who makes the name, not the other way around.

[STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF EVILDOERS EVERYWHERE, LIEUTENANT OMURICE.]

[Oh dear lord, who are you, why do you look like the captain, AND FOR PETE'S SAKE COVER YOUR CLEAVAGE. IT IS DISTRACTING!]

I'm afraid that will only serve to humor my mundane and nothing more. Nothing could be more demeaning that being treated like a child when I'm well aware that I'm more mature that most.

[Says the guy who loves to read comic books still.]

[n o p e those girls are gonna be peeking out at Hubert for the rest of the conversation, dwi]

I won't argue that it's troublesome. But after a certain point, protesting such accusations only serves to confirm them. As a wise woman once said, one looks the fool battering down a closed door when there's a perfectly good window to use as an entrance.

[She may or may not be making that quote up.]

[S O B B I N G!

Won't... stare at them...

Her eyes... are up... there...]

I presume that wise woman is you, captain?

[Okay, this is Captain Malik(?) no doubt about it.]

Hardly. [Maybe.] But would it make a difference to you if it were?

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Of course. It simply makes the quote less profound.

[Hubert, play nice.]

Even after all we've been through...you still don't trust my judgment? Hubert, I'm heartbroken. How could you be so callous to a frail old lady like me?

[MALIKAH IF YOU ARE A "FRAIL" OLD LADY THEN YOUR MUN IS A TAPDANCING GREEN HIPPOPOTAMUS WHO SPEAKS FLUENT AZTEC. Also the captain sure doesn't sound heartbroken at all. How did she get Best Supporting Actress in the Cheri White play, again?]

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I'm rather sure 'frail' is the last word to describe you.

At any rate, why don't you tell me more about this game your mundane wants to send you to?

[Subject change? Yes.]

A game with a setting in a dystopian future. Quite frankly, I have no interest in such a game, but my mundane appears to be drawn to such settings.

[A shrug. He truly fails to understand her.]

You should be grateful that you are at least eligible for most games. Once you get to be my age, game doors slam shut for you and leave you out in the cold.

[Malikah, that is not the problem and you know it.]

I'm rather confident that your reasoning is not the case...

[Probably some alternate universe captain or something. Now why would Hubert be so calm about AUs?]

[Well, Malikah's assuming Hubert's being calm at the moment because she's miraculously managed to find "her" Hubert. Most of the Huberts she runs across on d_m tend to be initially perplexed/horrified by her, seeing as they are used to a decidedly more masculine captain.]

Oh? What would you claim is the problem, then?

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I can also just use regular ol' Malik if you'd prefer --

No, this is great!

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soooo I don't suppose you'd be willing to put up with a Garrett muse as well, would you --

I'd be willing to put up with anything!

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