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dear_mun2013-05-22 01:20 pm
acquisitiontime) wrote in dear_mun2013-05-22 01:20 pm
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Old muse only recently imported to DW
You forgot?!
All this time you've been sitting on this untapped goldmine, full of unsuspecting customers who've never even heard of the Ferengi before and you simply forgot to bring me?
Think of all the profit I could have been making!
[A moment of silence for all that wasted money. Oh, the things Quark could have done with you.]
Very well, let's not waste time. I'm here now, and my customers and their credits are out there just waiting for me to take advantage of them.
Don't forget the hundred and seventy-third rule of acquisition: It's never too late to make someone else's money your own.
All this time you've been sitting on this untapped goldmine, full of unsuspecting customers who've never even heard of the Ferengi before and you simply forgot to bring me?
Think of all the profit I could have been making!
[A moment of silence for all that wasted money. Oh, the things Quark could have done with you.]
Very well, let's not waste time. I'm here now, and my customers and their credits are out there just waiting for me to take advantage of them.
Don't forget the hundred and seventy-third rule of acquisition: It's never too late to make someone else's money your own.
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What are you?
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I'm an entrepreneur, of course. Here to sell my fine wares to whoever might need them. You, for example, look like you could use a drink.
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No, I mean, what species are you? Last time I met one, I had to stop them from striping my ship clean and kidnapping our women!
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There would be no point kidnapping your women once everything you had of value had been taken. What would have paid a ransom with?