AU!street kid Asuka, bound for SAVE DA URF

[stupidshinji]

Really? You're sendin' me there? Figures you can't come up with anything creative. Would it kill you to try something new for once?

And seriously, don't think this means we're friends, or that I'm listening to you. Nope, not gonna happen, no way. But hey, if it means I get to beat some werewolves or whatever shitless 'til they go runnin' off with their tails between their furry legs, I guess it can't be all that bad.

But I'm not too uh, keen or however you calls it on this memory loss thing. Not interested in playing Back to the Future or Back to the Past or whatever else, so you can forget about that, too. Otherwise? Carry on, kid.

...quit shippin' me with her also. We're not like that, alright? No matter what she says, tch.

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[soulsborderline]

...wow. This is all kinds of second-hand embarrassment already.

[stupidshinji]

[ Asuka's brow twitches at the perceived insult, fist clenching tight at her side. ]

Wanna run that by me again, Princess Peach?

[soulsborderline]

[That's just going to earn crossed arms and a glare in return.]

That's a new one. Do I look like the kind of girl who'd wear pink?

[stupidshinji]

[ And that's just going to get a serious spit in her direction. On the ground, mind you, but still close enough to that dainty pair of feet to make her message all too clear: I don't like you, girlie. ]

You're mouthin' off like you're better'n me, that's for damn sure.

[soulsborderline]

[At this point, it's pretty clear to Asuka that this girl isn't even worth paying attention to, and she looks off fairly imperiously.]

No, I'm mouthing off like I enunciate better than you. Which - as much as I hate to admit it - isn't much of an accomplishment.

[stupidshinji]

[ Oh, yeah? Well, Ms. Show Off... ]

Freude, schöner Götterfunken, tochter aus Elysium, wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische dein Heiligtum.

[ ...no, seriously, run it by her again, she's got all day to deal with uppity twerps like you. ]

[soulsborderline]

A thug who likes Beethoven, huh?

[Wait, where has she heard that before?]

Nur nicht starten "Singend im Regen", Alex. Ich habe Pfefferspray

[stupidshinji]

[ Knuuuuuuckle crack. Uh-oh. ]

I'll make it rain blood just for you, hime-hime. Whaddya say? Still wanna lord yourself over a "thug", or do I gotta start spoutin' Einstein over here?

[soulsborderline]

[A truly smart person would have known to quit by now.]

Japanese, too? You're wasting a lot of education here.

[Asuka is only book-smart.]

[stupidshinji]

[ Hey, look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an Evangelion! It's Shinji Ikari, doing... oh, god, what is he doing?

Nope, actually it's just Asuka's middle finger circling around, accompanied by a patronizing as hell woooooosh noise. Guess who's tuning you out too, Soryu. ]

And you're just wastin' words. Guess that leaves us about even, dunnit?

[soulsborderline]

[Rude, lady. And uncalled for. Then again if that's the best she can come up with.]

Whatever. Go do whatever it was you were planning to go do to girls and werewolves, I guess.

[stupidshinji]

I DON'T LIKE GIRLS, DAMMIT.

[ Nope, no denial issues here. Not at all. Negatory. ]

[soulsborderline]

[Guard broken, time to inflict a bleeding wound.]

But a werewolf is fine?

[stupidshinji]

[ ARGHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU MUST PUNCH MUST PUNCH

except mun is being mean and said no so

she will just

huff at you

and stomp her feet all maturelike because that is what mature, level-headed Asukas do, obviously. ]

You're dead meat once you're in there, Soryu. [ Yeah she broke the metawall what of it. ] Count on it.