Voicetesting.

[sicemboy]

Darling, this isn't the first time you've procrastinated this way. I normally approve of such... healthy behavior, but I don't appreciate being your... what, fortieth? Sloppy fortieths just doesn't look right.

Regardless. I'm here. So now what?

Comments

[monsterbait]

"Healthy" is a pretty generous term.

[sicemboy]

Tell me, moose, do you ever get whiplash from things whizzing past you?

[monsterbait]

[ Sometimes. ]

I'm surprised you weren't your mun's first choice.

[ Except not really. ]

[sicemboy]

I'm offended I wasn't. But not everyone knows a good [he smirks] thing when they see one.

[monsterbait]

I'm pretty sure that's not the problem, here.

[sicemboy]

So what's your prescription, gigantor?

Except not really because Crowley is the best...

[monsterbait]

Hope that your complaining makes them think twice.

He really is. ;;

[sicemboy]

Looking at the rest of this sorry place, that doesn't seem to work.

[monsterbait]

Hope springs eternal?

[ He likes to think there's something left of good judgment. It's a fool's hope, but still. ]

[sicemboy]

Really? After all this time? How resilient of you.

[monsterbait]

Yeah, no thanks to you.

[sicemboy]

Oh, I like to think I gave you a bit of a work out, you know.

Not the fun kind, of course.

I suspect your mun is picking up the slack my absence gave you.

[monsterbait]

[ He was definitely worried about getting flabby, Crowley. Thanks for the concern. ]

It's not really the same. Thankfully.

[sicemboy]

Sounds like they aren't working hard enough.

[monsterbait]

You've set a hard example to follow.