Considering apping at towerofanimus

[alae]

Mun,

First of all, screw you. I was taking a damn nap for once and you had to drag me out?

Second of all, 'replica problems' isn't a good reason to app me.

Besides, I don't know if I can even function if Pitstain isn't there. Soul sympathy or whatever the hell you want to call it. Considering I was in a coma when his soul wasn't around...

Yeah, yeah, I know. Handwaving. Whatever.

... Also seriously, the canon's notorious for breaking the fourth wall and you wanna shove me somewhere that there's a lot of other Nintendo characters? At least I'm not a dork about it like he is, but it still might be a problem.

- Dark Pit (not 'Pittoo')

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[ajealouswind]

The harder you dig in your heels, the firmer you'll seal your fate.

Muns are horrible in that way.

[alae]

Tch. I guess. I just don't want to deal with all the monsters and stuff. I just got done kicking a lot of ass.

[ajealouswind]

Oh? And you don't relish a new challenge?

[alae]

I do, but I was looking forward to getting a chance to kick Pitstain's ass, not deal with whatever crazy soul-warping shit someone else is pulling.

[ajealouswind]

A rival. I see.

I think it might be a relief to have some distance from mine, for a time.

[alae]

Not just a rival. A copy.

[ajealouswind]

[Have a few moments of uncomfortable silence.]

I can hazard a guess at the sort of copy that you are, then.

[alae]

I'm not an evil twin or anything. I don't serve either side.

[ajealouswind]

[Kain does not look convinced.]

Serving yourself is rarely noble.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

*ahem*

Pittoo.

[alae]

Screw you, Pitstain!

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

You have got to come up with a better insult than that.

[alae]

If you keep calling me Pittoo, I'll keep calling you Pitstain.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

That's not what I meant. I mean, if you're gonna insult me, call me something I can't call you right back. "Dark Pitstain" sounds even worse than "Pitstain".

[alae]

Hmph.

[I-it's not like he doesn't really want to call you anything worse 'cause he kind of likes you or anything. Idiot.]

Doesn't matter.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Did you mean B-baka? ]

Anyway, it's not like I call you Pittoo to be mean or anything. Besides, why are you just now complaining about it? I get it if it was three years ago, but you didn't seem to have a problem after...

[alae]

It just sounds really childish and annoying. And we had more important stuff to deal with.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Never stopped you before.

[alae]

Because most of the time I was ignoring it.

... And being RPed is a chance to address things not covered in canon, according to him.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

That still doesn't make any sense. Before, you'd whine about it even when we were fighting! I don't see how things were different after I was a ring.

[alae]

... Because we had all that stuff to deal with, and because...

... Because I don't have any other name that really works, okay?

[It's... frustrating, to not have his own name. :T]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Yeah...can't exactly call you "Pit", can we?

[alae]

No. No we can't.

[leave_it_to_a_goddess]

You say that last one like you know the fourth wall as well as me. Or Pit.

[alae]

I guess. Might make things kind of awkward with the Zelda people, though.

[leave_it_to_a_goddess]

That's when you just lie.

[alae]

Yeah, I guess -

... Are you supposed to be pro-lying, what with the light and justice and all that stuff?

[leave_it_to_a_goddess]

I'm a Goddess. I'm allowed to get away with that sort of thing far more than you.

[alae]

Why?

[leave_it_to_a_goddess]

Because I'm a Goddess.

*What, you expected better logic?*

[alae]

Guess I shouldn't have expected an answer that made sense.

[leave_it_to_a_goddess]

Gods work under different rules than our respective minions.

I'd have thought you knew that, what with having absorbed a god into yourself for so long. And with, you know, being a mirror of one of my best.

[alae]

Yeah, I know. Can't expect you old farts to change so fast.

[leave_it_to_a_goddess]

You expect us to change ever?

[ptooey]

You better rephrase that. You're making us sound clingy and dependent.

[alae]

Ugh. Not like that. You know what I mean. Considering that the premise of the game has the world and everything in it destroyed... yeah.

[ptooey]

I know what you mean, but others don't.

[alae]

Tch. People are dumb, though. They assume a lot of dumb stuff.

[ptooey]

Like "Kuro Pit".

[alae]

Ugh. You have no idea the nicknames I've had to deal with from the mun and his friends.

... And from Hades when he shows his stupid face. He's here too.

[ptooey]

Trust me, I know.