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[jailbreaks]

You sure it's a wise idea for me to go out with a username like that? Wouldn't want to make people suspicious of me now, would we?

[All complete and utter sarcasm.]

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[negativegate]

Like you wouldn't be suspicious without the name.

[jailbreaks]

[If it isn't his favorite little ray of tsunshine!]

What're you talking about? I'm as innocent as they come!

[negativegate]

[With a touch of cloudere. B)]

Oh, please! Is that what you say every time you get arrested, too?

[jailbreaks]

Of course. But they never seem to believe me.

[The widest of wide and playful grins right there.]

[negativegate]

I'll eat my blastia the day someone buys that.

[Stupid Yuri and his stupid grins she almost misses.]

[jailbreaks]

I'd love to see that day come.

[Not that he really believes it will ever happen.]

[negativegate]

Sorry, but that'll only be in your dreams.

[jailbreaks]

Man, you sound like you're trying to crush them.

[negativegate]

Scientists like me live to crush pipe dreams.

[jailbreaks]

Let's be careful of who's dreams you crush.

[negativegate]

You're not usually lost in fantasyland, so you can't be worried about yourself...

[The old man? Rita would gladly crush his dreams.]

[jailbreaks]

Pretty sure I'm not too worried about you destroying whatever dreams I have.

[Spoilers: he really doesn't have any.]

[negativegate]

Yeah, there's no blastia that can cure fight junkies.

[Get a life, Yuri. :|]

[jailbreaks]

You talk about it like I have some life threatening condition.

[negativegate]

It's like the complete opposite of a healthy hobby.

[jailbreaks]

And staying inside like a hermit is.

[negativegate]

Y--I am not a hermit!

[jailbreaks]

Pretty sure that's what they call you types that never go outside. [Beat -- 1, 2, 3.] Though I guess it doesn't quite apply anymore.

[negativegate]

Hey, I went outside even before we met! Just...not as often as you.

[jailbreaks]

Pretty sure it doesn't count if you can count the number of times you went outside on one hand.

[negativegate]

Sh-shut up. It doesn't matter!

[Or she has no argument for that.]

[jailbreaks]

Right, right.

[Pretty sure too much of a good thing is bad, so time to let it rest.]

[negativegate]

...You're still suspicious.

[jailbreaks]

Never said I wasn't.

[negativegate]

W-whatever.

...It's still nice to have you around, I guess.