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Billy [ ᴅʀ. ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ] ([personal profile] freezerays) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-11-07 07:09 pm

just testing his voice.

... no. No! You can't do this to me. Not at the moment of my -- my triumph! I was walking into the room! I could see Bad Horse! It was my turn. It is my turn!

You don't know who you're messing with! I'm Dr. Horrible. [ He says it with an appropriately deep voice, and then sort of awkwardly clears his throat and reaches into his pocket, pulling out something that looks like a smartphone and tapping on the screen. ] You think you can keep me here? Ha. I have... uh, this! [ He holds up the device and taps on the screen smugly.

Nothing happens.

After a moment his smugness turns to consternation and he sort of hunches over it instead. ]

Thaaat's not supposed to happen... I was sure I programmed this right, must still have some bugs to tweak...

[ He looks up again. Clears his throat. Laughs awkwardly, once, in a way that still manages to be condescending. He starts to toss the device over his shoulder with a regal, uncaring air, as if such things are a dime a dozen -- then thinks better of it an instant later and fumbles awkwardly trying not to drop it. He barely manages, and frustratedly shoves the device back into his pocket. ]


Don't you know what they say about me? I'm the worst super villain in the world. [ He tries to say this with pride. It does not quite come out that way. ] You don't want to mess with me. You'll regret it.
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[personal profile] unearthliness 2012-11-08 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
In the world? I've never heard of you even once.

[susan, please. still, she peers at the device he's holding.]

What are you fiddling with? Is it broken?
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[personal profile] unearthliness 2012-11-09 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
No! But surely if you had the recognition that you say you do, I would have heard of it at some point or another. Either that, or Grandfather would have mentioned it.

[she has good intentions, really, but tact isn't really her strongest suit. sorry, doctor.

still peering. tilting her head. that sort of thing.
]

What's it supposed to do?