Canon is Ultimate Survivor Kaiji; Game is Selecao_RP

[genius_idiot]

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

You're sending me to a place where I'll have unlimited access to millions of dollars.

...

I don't know if I'm supposed to love you or fucking hate you right now. I'd be happy except I know there will be other people with the same access to their own cash. One of those being Hyoudou! Doesn't he have enough fucking money already?!

Fine. Someone needs to make sure he doesn't screw over other people, you say? What the hell is wrong with you! You know what that twisted maniac did to me!

Comments

[8bomb]

A million big ones?!

[genius_idiot]

Millions. Plural. I don't even know how much.

[8bomb]

[LOOK AT HER HUGE TOOTHY (quite literally, her teeth are the sharp metal velociraptor teeth you'd expect to find in a bear trap) GRIN.]

An' you get to do whatever y'want with it?

[genius_idiot]

From the sounds of it, yeah. You're supposed to use it for good causes or some shit, but the whole thing smells rotten if ya ask me.

[needsteaplz]

Millions? That is pretty fishy though. There must be a catch or something.

[genius_idiot]

From what I hear, you need to use the money to help humanity. I can guaran-fucking-tee that's not what a guy like Hyoudou will be using it for.

[needsteaplz]

After what you've told me about him, I agree.

Still, you need to be careful too, Kaiji.

[genius_idiot]

Yeah, I know. I don't know what it's gonna be like. Almost makes me miss Prospero instead.

[needsteaplz]

Prospero's gone a little quiet lately. I managed to get a tea house set up but still nothing. Been trying to keep everyone together though.


I do miss you a lot, Kaiji.

[genius_idiot]

Quiet is good, in that town. I dunno if I'm gonna get quiet days in this new place.

... I miss you too, Saori.

[needsteaplz]

Just take care of yourself and don't do anything crazy, alright?

I don't think I'll be heading to that game any time soon. My mun's already swamped with three games.

[knightmaking]

Don't spend it all in one place~.

[srsly, Kaiji, that's exactly what you are going to do, aren't you?]

[genius_idiot]

[YES NO]

With a hundred million or whatever? How would that even be possible?!

[knightmaking]

[Y E P.]

Oh, who knows. People are discovering brand new ways to waste their money every day!

I'm sure you could figure something out.

[genius_idiot]

I'm sure this thing is some kinda sick scam anyway. Who has that kinda money to throw around? Like a billion dollars just to throw at random strangers?! Give me a fucking break!

[knightmaking]

Nobility? Pharmaceutical companies? Engineering firms? Suspicious government organizations? Shady crime syndicates?

[Tons of people have money like that, c'mon.]

[genius_idiot]

Wasting billions of dollars on watching some assholes waste money? Yeah, that sounds likely from a shady crime syndicate. [Considering the one he got involved in? Yep.]

[knightmaking]

[YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE 'SHADY CRIME SYNDICATE' OPTION. That means...]

If that is who is doing it, that's very unfortunate. I hear they do all sorts of dreadful things to people before finally killing them!

[genius_idiot]

Y-Yeah, they do, which is why I don't wanna get involved in their shit anymore.

[They don't always kill you if they find you interesting enough.]

[wright_idea]

It's times like these I wish I could take notes that would carry over out of this place. How bad are we talking here?

[genius_idiot]

You mean Hyoudou?

[Kaiji holds up his left hand, which is covered by a work glove. Pulling it off reveals large scars on each of his fingers near the base of his hand - quite obviously where they were sewn back on.]

That's just a tiny example of what this guy likes to do. Not even close to the worst.