[Young Avengers, Homeless]

[nodisintegrations]

[! !]

Yes, I know, thanks! Look, I'm pretty sure that's just our Mun you're detecting.

[*Aggressive communication*]

What? No you shouldn't use the trans dimensional cannon on him! Why do you even have one of those?

[Suddenly the author began to feel rather uncertain about this state of affairs.]

[*Indignant communication*]

What do you mean why wouldn't you? And no, I'm fairly certain vaporizing is NOT the only option for dealing with a Mun-Hey, stop trying to priority override! No, I don't think he's going to take us to somewhere creepy, and if he does, you still can't kill him!

[The Blue Beetle knew that a true hero never killed the innocent, and that he would-]

If he keeps putting words in my mouth though, you can feel free to wing him.

[CRAP!]

Comments

[hackingyoursensors]

[Uhhh]

Having trouble?

[nodisintegrations]

Only with armors that have no concept of proportional threat response.

[hackingyoursensors]

Your armor has an AI built into it?

[nodisintegrations]

Yeah, Ted Kord must have installed it when he build the scarab.

I Just have no idea why he gave it the personality of a trigger happy WMD.

[hackingyoursensors]

Your guess is as good as mine.

But why can you hear it and I can't? Something like a neurolink?

[nodisintegrations]

Could be something like that.

[*Amused communication]

Of course I know what a neurolink is! I think.

[hackingyoursensors]

It's pretty much what it sounds like-- a pseudo-telepathic link with an outside entity, usually inorganic.

I'm Robin, by the way. And you are...?

[nodisintegrations]

Yep, exactly what it sounded like.

Yeah, I know who you a-

Wait, first or second?

[hackingyoursensors]

First.

[nodisintegrations]

First? Okay, we might have a bit of a problem, because where I'm from you're taller and traded in the red for blue, and now I really wish I'd actually read the temporal distortion protocol manual.

[hackingyoursensors]

There's a temporal distortion protocol manual?