polychromatic; lonelies

[beifongbandit]

I am not lonely, so you can stop with that right now. In fact, I'm thrilled. Twinkletoes goes back to saving the world, one annoyed diplomat at a time, and I don't have to worry about people complaining about a dirty apartment. Just me and my rocks. That's all I need.

If you're so bothered, why don't you send me home? Never even thought about it, did you? Then quit whining.

I don't negotiate with kidnappers.

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[o_tea_p]

But who would take care of my tea shop then?

threadjacking

[charring]

I'd be fine with taking care of it. I already work there.

[From one fire-person to another.]

bwahaha 1/2

[o_tea_p]

...thank you.

[o_tea_p]

But I'm trying to make her feel better.

[charring]

I know. Hi. I'm Charlie.

[o_tea_p]

I'm Iroh. So! You work at my tea shop. I hope business is booming.

[charring]

It is, sir. It is. Business is spectacular. I'm sure the shop misses you, though.

<3

[beifongbandit]

See, Char, this is why I keep you around. Always helpful.

[charring]

It's not because I save us money on the heating bill? [All the teasing.]

[beifongbandit]

Well, that certainly doesn't hurt. [ Charlie's good at cheering her up. ]

[charring]

[Exactly! So tell Iroh Charlie is Tophs favorite almost-firebender and that he should get his butt to Poly to teach her how to firebend properly.]

No, it doesn't. We make an awesome team, anyway. You and myself and Rapunzel.

[beifongbandit]

Between the three of us, the Jasmine Dragon is the safest place in the City.

[charring]

Exactly.

[beifongbandit]

Iroh! [ Oh, it's always so good to see you. ] You don't think I'd leave it without someone to take care of it, do you? Or until you come back.

[o_tea_p]

I would hope not. Nothing is quite so sad as an abandoned tea shop.

[beifongbandit]

[ Snort. ] You never change.

Me and Char and 'Punzel take good care of the shop. Nothing has exploded or anything, which is kind of an accomplishment in the City. It did get filled with sand a couple months ago, though.