Mun just got back from the midnight showing... And is also apping to mayfield_rpg.

[killarevolution]

Whatever you might believe, you won't be more attractive if your face sticks like that. So any time you want to quit is fine. Sure you got something you ought to be finishing. Might be a more productive use of your time, too.

And we're all very happy for Crane's beard. [DRIER THAN THE DAMN SAHARA.]
 

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[cakeouflage]

Yeah? I hear it's a pretty impressive sight to behold.

[killarevolution]

[You do not understand how little Haymitch cares about Crane's beard, Peeta.] Effie was beside herself. Haven't had a woman ask me for the smelling salts that many times since Titus was in the Games. [Because Crane's beard = totally as much of a turn-on as cannibalism. True story.]

[cakeouflage]

[ He can't help it: he laughs, sounding surprised as he does. ] I've always wondered about Effie. [ A pause, and then he's left rubbing his own jawline. ] Think Katniss'd go for something like that? Pretty rugged and manly, right?

[ .. excuse him, Haymitch. He's just poking a little fun at himself. :c ]

[killarevolution]

Katniss would go for anything if it suited enough of a purpose at the time. [WHAT? WHAT? TELL HIM HE'S WRONG. ...It's... Part of her charm.

Her charm of being a really crappy person. Like most people in Panem.

...Except Peeta.]

[cakeouflage]

That's a little harsh, isn't it?

[ But please take note of the way he isn't actually disagreeing with you, Haymitch. ]

[killarevolution]

Obviously, you haven't met me.

[That's Haymitch. Doling out the harshness.]

[65]

The beard-- well, the person attached to it -- gets its comeuppance later, wouldn't you say?

[killarevolution]

Only in the Capitol is being made a fool of not enough of a punishment. [Not that he cares about Crane's stupid life, but it does seem like overkill, dude. OH HERE, YOU'VE BEEN HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. WOULD YOU LIKE DEATH WITH THAT?

Then again, it's the Capitol. Overkill is served daily.]

[65]

They think of exciting new punishments every day. We can all only hold our breath in anticipation of what's next.

[killarevolution]

There's optimism for you. [Says Captain Negativity of a Third Pessimist Infantry.]

[howherolls]

It made a statement, at least.

[ very, very carefully: ]

Your hair looked nice.

jdfks Your username. <33

[killarevolution]

[g l a r e] Knowing the alternatives, it could have been worse. [There are worse things than blonde hair. Like guyliner. He could have been Jack Sparrow, guys.]

XD ty! <3!

[howherolls]

I do remember Effie saying something about a combover.

[killarevolution]

[He is going to kill you and feed your body to your damn pigs one of these days, Mellark. UNMANY FEELS YOU AND KATNISS INSPIRE, BE DAMNED.] All the more reason to never listen to Effie.

[howherolls]

[ if your drunk ass can run that fast HOSNAP ]

She means well. [ a lopsided grin ] In her way.

[killarevolution]

[BUUUUURN, DUDE. Not entirely unlike your magical girl-seducing bread.]

And her way is still Capitol, no matter how naive she might be. [Actually... That makes it worse... And better... But also worse.]

[coal]

I guess she enjoyed the show.

[killarevolution]

It's like being in a room with the sponsors. [Except no one is throwing money at him.]

[coal]

I can't wait. ( listless sarcasm yay. )

[opposed]

[So charming, Haymitch.]

Don't let anyone say you don't have a way with women.

[killarevolution]

[Oh, yeah. He's the most charming.] I leave that to the professionals. [Snaaark. Yeah, Peeta. He means you. You and your... Lover boy charms.]

[opposed]

[Not going red, nope, not at all.]

Somehow I couldn't see Katniss reacting well if I told her something like that about her face.

[killarevolution]

Wouldn't be much of a change- she doesn't react well to much of anything.

[opposed]

You haven't seen her around Gale or her sister much, have you?

[killarevolution]

And of those two, only one hasn't seen her angry. [So basically, even Haymitch can tell Katniss is Dean Winchester.]

[opposed]

I don't know, she carries arrows around him on a weekly basis and hasn't killed him yet. I'd say that's worth something.

[killarevolution]

Don't recall a time she's ever shot you.

[opposed]

Well, I can sure recall a few times she probably wanted to.

[killarevolution]

To be honest, she probably wouldn't waste the arrows on either of you.

[opposed]

At least she gets other things in exchange for the squirrels. I can't imagine anyone would be willing to pay much for me.

[Pause, and then a short laugh.]

Unless she went to the Capitol, of course.

[killarevolution]

Can't imagine the Capitol wanting to interfere too much with her act. [Well, okay. Some would. Just to say they did. And it's a distinct way he says her act, because he may make a habit of ruining Katniss's life, but Peeta's always going to be the victim in this scenario.] Unless they were really desperate for a scandal between Games. And they usually are.

[opposed]

They seemed pretty intent on getting us killed in the beginning, at least.