apping this babby to exitvoid possibly in the future.

[sama]

I can't believe you're still onto placing me into a game. You know I'm not into these horror flicks, nor would I be interested in being put into an environment with a slew of disgusting creatures who don't know any better but to live off their own primitive instincts.

It's also quite funny how you're complaining about how plurk is sucking for you when you're not using the time to even write out things, make decks, or you know, draw? You're worse of a slacker than Akai-san or even Midori~n. I would applaud you if you manage to get all this together, but I highly doubt you'd get everything done in a short span of time. Much less actually get me accepted into some of kind of virtual reality that I'm not suited for.

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[yummymacaroons]

[ He has a funny eyepatch and Chariot is staaaaaaaaring at it. ]

You humans give up too easily.

If you're not suitable for the game, make the game suitable for you.

[sama]

I would, if I could. But I'm not in charge of this wretched game. Nor would I be able to. I-

[He paused for a bit. She mentioned "humans" which would assume that she's not of this world, or maybe she uses the term purposely to demean him....]

I hope you are not using the term "humans" just to feel superior.

[yummymacaroons]

[ She flicks a macaroon at Aoi's head. ]

I don't need words to confirm superiority.

[sama]

[ He got hit by the macaroon and shook a fist back at her. ]

But I'm not saying you're superior.

[yummymacaroons]

[ She throws two more in response to his fist shaking. ]

That means you acknowledge it, inside.

That is wise.

[sama]

[ Aoi picks up the macaroons that got thrown at him and threw them back at the girl. ]

I am not. Do you think you can read my mind? Because that's my mouth acknowledging how disrespectful you are, young lady.

[yummymacaroons]

[ She now has a sword. Those macaroons you threw back, Aoi? They're in pieces now. ]

You are inferior.

[sama]

I would have to disagree.

[ Aoi quickly pulled out a sword from his sheath. Two can play at this game, Chariot.]

[yummymacaroons]

[ Big mistake. She's spinning her wheels and heading straight for you, Aoi. She's definitely out to see how well you handle that sword.

She takes a swing with a wide arc as she passes by; an easy one, not too hard to block. But if he's hit by it, that says all she needs to know. ]

[sama]

[ Well that proves you're definitely not human, Ms. Chariot, but we shall see if her skills are strong enough to take him on.

He dodged her sword that swung near him, and took a counter swing with his sword. It wasn't an easy dodge, but it wasn't like he barely missed her blow.]

[yummymacaroons]

[ Your sword? Meet her shield. Not a bad swing, but now she's trying a piercing thrust with the tip of her blade. How will you handle that? She's awfully close. ]

[sama]

[Thinking quickly, Aoi quickly slid his head back to avoid the tip of the sword she had from under him and made a swift kick, hoping it'd land on her.]

[yummymacaroons]

[ Why would you try to kick a girl with metal arms and metal legs, Aoi? That's just dumb. She kicks the leg you kicked with, thankfully not using the blade on her ankle though.

She's also going to smash you with her shield. ]

[ 1 / 2 ]

[mystyle]

Cheer up, Aoi! It's not like you're going to be there alone. Just think of it like a popularity contest. Imagine all the people and players that'll be supporting you!

[ 2 / 2 ]

[mystyle]

And HEY! I'm not a slacker, you jerk!

[sama]

It's not my fault your room is even hard to get into.

Anyways, I'm not one for the game, as it's not to my tastes. I don't even think that even a popularity contest would support anyone given the premises.

[mystyle]

My room is perfectly accessible; it's just set up to keep YOU out!

See if I help you when you're getting chased by zombies!

[sama]

Right, and I wear my eyepatch just so you can't see it.

And I don't think I'll be needing help. I don't think these monsters will be able to take me on, even if they tried.

[mystyle]

Where's the weapon you'll be using, Mr. Macho Man?

[sama]

My sword. Do you have anything better, Ms. I can kick someone's ass with almost nothing?

[mystyle]

I'm not telling you what I have.

[ It may or may not be a firearm. ]

[sama]

And your reason being?

[He might think she's just bluffing...]

[mystyle]

It'd ruin the surprise.

I have better aim than you and your sword, though.

[sama]

In that case, would you like to prove that case to me in a duel? Because I would not mind holding such a match here.

[mystyle]

[ Whoops. She pulled that gun out. She's holding it with the barrel pointed skyward, but she's definitely showing she has it. 9mm, by the looks of it. ]

I'm not going to shoot you, Aoi.