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Rule 63!Roy Harper, fresh off the presses

And what exactly are you planning on doing with me? As if there aren't enough redheads with guns and arrows up in this brain of yours, you thought adding one with tits would somehow round things out?

And what's with the username? You went with the Hillary Duff song? Awww, come on, I'm not that bad. Nothing against her but she's not really my style, you know.

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[Oh hey, a red-head! Cue the ever-so-charming grin reserved especially for those 'touched by fire'.

But, waitaminute. He squints, narrowing the eyelets in his mask, there's something familiar about this particular red-head, but what is it?

Still, there are more pressing things at hand, excuse him while he judges you so hard.]

Hilary Duff?

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[Oh hey, a Dick! And he... doesn't seem to recognize her.

This could be funny.

But first, more pressing matters.]

Ugh, don't remind me. She could've picked something so much better than this, I'm a fan of gunpowderandlead myself. Instead it's all "Let's make fun of Raye's poor life decisions!"

Raye, huh? [He leans forwards slightly, because yes, consider his interest piqued.] Nightwing. [He grins. He wonders if she's a shoot first and ask questions later kinda girl, and also, not being a fan of the weapon the suggested name implies, if he should be on guard.]

[She laughs.] Oh, I know who you are. But you clearly do not know me. That's awful, Shortpants, I'm hurt. After all we've been through together!

Aah [He faulters a moment. Way to pull the rug out from under him ~~no attractive red-head for you, Grayson~~. Sooo we have a red-head who knows him as 'Shortpants'. It can really only be one of three people and Batgirl she ain't. Two people then. Roy or Wally, and that laugh was too smug and filthy to be Wally.

Gdit multiverse, you win this round.]

Speedy? [It sounds like a guess, or at least as much of a guess as Dick ever has at anything..]

[~~Hey, he could still have an attractive red head if he wanted, she sure wouldn't mind. ;)~~]

Haven't gone by that in a while but I'll accept it as an answer.

You know, for a guy raised by the world's Greatest Detective, you can be kinda slow sometimes.

[She savors this. It's not often she pulls one over on Dick.]

[Oh, she is definitely Roy. Who else has the ability of pushing all his buttons quite so accurately as the man who never misses his target?

Still, he makes a good-natured face at that, because it's always nice to see an old friend.]

No offence, but you're looking a little different from the last time I saw you.

[Not that he's complaining. And that should be weird, right? Not that he and Roy hadn't, but that had been a long time ago. It was the main contributor to why things often get so fiery between them, not their personalities clashing as many put it down to.]

Sorry to ruin all your hopes and dreams of flirting with another mysterious redhead. Guess you're just stuck with me.

[That's definitely a very Roy smirk on her lips. There can be no doubt. And oh yes, she and her Dick (and wasn't that a funny way to put it) certainly had.

[There's a pause where Dick is thinking that she is infinitely more interesting to the eye than his own Roy, but he realises that saying such a thing aloud, even in jest as it would be intended, may not exactly help his case here in denying any such flirtation.

But who is he kidding, right? Roy knows him better than most. He was definitely flirting before.]

I could think of worse places to be.

[~~Maybe even still?~~]

[She laughs again, winking.]

Oh yeah? Good to know I'm not the worst option.

[And that's the wink that always manages to fluster him, bringing a slight colour to his cheeks.

He clears his throat.]

Yes well, [It's only momentary though, as that grin is soon back.] you've probably had better offers.

[Ahhh, she loves being able to do that.]

I dunno, Boy Wonder. You're not exactly a bad catch. I could definitely do worse.

[THAT draws an even bigger grin, but then wait. No, this is wrong. Roy- Raye's Roy. Kinda. And even then this is only ever really something they do when either one of them needs- Hn.

Maybe this bears a little more investigation.

Back to business.]

So where you're from, I'm still...? [A guy, he means, but he gestures down at himself.

Stiiiiiill what? A dick?

[She grins teasingly, winking.]

Technically the mun hasn't decided whether everyone but the Amazon's genders are changed or if it's just me and Chesh. So for now, it's kinda in limbo and I get to know you as both.

Alright. I can work with that, I guess.

[He pauses then, bouncing on his heel as realisation hits.]

So when you say Amazon, do you mean Wonder Woman and Donna are..? [You know, dudes.] You know, different?

Nah, they're the same. Mun wouldn't change that. So I get to be canonly pansexual instead of just... headcanoned that way. [She winks.]

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Sorry I poofed last night! I had to crash!

It's cool! I'll be slow too, I have no computer.

D: your pain is greater than mine!

it's okay, that's what smart phones are for!

Ahaha, yes! I am tagging on my phone while at work. Shhh don't tell anyone.

Your secret is safe with me! o7

Yeesh, sorry this is so late. What a day!

It's cool! I'm slow too.

\o/ slowpokes together!

whoa really slowpoke orz